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anybady else listen dis comedian a night time??
mi seh, mi occasionally tune in to dem ova di net and dis homebre yet to fail fi meck iya crack up..
him alsays have some sexual explicte topic a gwaan, which (mi find) strange fi a Pastor.
Di fus time mi get hooked was a night the topic was "Di ART of Kissing Your Spouse".. Di way him say it alone had mi cracking up.. di hombre guh inna wan real Jamaican long drawl "di topic for tinight is "Dih AAART af KISSSINGGGGGGG YOUAR SPOOUAAARSE."
Mi seh a sos joke dat night as it became obvious that the "Kissing" he was talking about had NOTING to do with "lips-lips".. will not the upper lips anyhow, but more to do wid .. well.. "bowing"...
Yup this is a Pastor wi a talk bout..
Some male callers came in defending it, so sehy dem naah bow.. Pastor tell dem who naah bow seh nuh be surprised if dem woman leff dem.. and all dat fun stuff
Lastnight topic had to do wid the 'alleged" pressure that Jamaican men are under in order to please Jamaican Women and their "insatiable" appetite fi "length n strength"... <span style="font-style: italic">and it seemed, prolonged sexual event </span>.....
Mi seh di radio program had i man bawling wid lafter..
One man come on talking bout how Jamaican men are now resorting to drugs inorder to please their women.
Man chat bout how him guh teck wan pill and when him a duh it,the pill increase him heart rate so much that all him coulda think bout was that him probably guh kill aff himself, and dem woulda find him dead pon di wuk..
Den dem start chat bout size.. One man seh him wish him had 10 inches cause a dat Jamaican women want.
Pastor tell him dats foolishness, which woman woulda want a 10 inch..
Suh di man stay lament bout how a "Jamaican women alone want di BIG things and how white women a farrin nuh need di big stuff.."
Mi seh di Pastor cut him off mid sentence saying "no Sir you are wrong, it is not only... i mean.. from what i have research it is not only Jamaican women who want the 10 inch...."
Anyhow dat caller hung up and here comes a caller explain to di pastor that HE has 10 inches and him cant get nuh woman fi sleep wid him...
mi did tyad by den suh mi pass out but chus mi, if unno want fi listen a program whey have unno cracking up a night time, check out power 107, dat "Pastor" a something else.
mi seh, mi occasionally tune in to dem ova di net and dis homebre yet to fail fi meck iya crack up..
him alsays have some sexual explicte topic a gwaan, which (mi find) strange fi a Pastor.
Di fus time mi get hooked was a night the topic was "Di ART of Kissing Your Spouse".. Di way him say it alone had mi cracking up.. di hombre guh inna wan real Jamaican long drawl "di topic for tinight is "Dih AAART af KISSSINGGGGGGG YOUAR SPOOUAAARSE."
Mi seh a sos joke dat night as it became obvious that the "Kissing" he was talking about had NOTING to do with "lips-lips".. will not the upper lips anyhow, but more to do wid .. well.. "bowing"...
Yup this is a Pastor wi a talk bout..
Some male callers came in defending it, so sehy dem naah bow.. Pastor tell dem who naah bow seh nuh be surprised if dem woman leff dem.. and all dat fun stuff
Lastnight topic had to do wid the 'alleged" pressure that Jamaican men are under in order to please Jamaican Women and their "insatiable" appetite fi "length n strength"... <span style="font-style: italic">and it seemed, prolonged sexual event </span>.....
Mi seh di radio program had i man bawling wid lafter..
One man come on talking bout how Jamaican men are now resorting to drugs inorder to please their women.
Man chat bout how him guh teck wan pill and when him a duh it,the pill increase him heart rate so much that all him coulda think bout was that him probably guh kill aff himself, and dem woulda find him dead pon di wuk..
Den dem start chat bout size.. One man seh him wish him had 10 inches cause a dat Jamaican women want.
Pastor tell him dats foolishness, which woman woulda want a 10 inch..
Suh di man stay lament bout how a "Jamaican women alone want di BIG things and how white women a farrin nuh need di big stuff.."
Mi seh di Pastor cut him off mid sentence saying "no Sir you are wrong, it is not only... i mean.. from what i have research it is not only Jamaican women who want the 10 inch...."
Anyhow dat caller hung up and here comes a caller explain to di pastor that HE has 10 inches and him cant get nuh woman fi sleep wid him...
mi did tyad by den suh mi pass out but chus mi, if unno want fi listen a program whey have unno cracking up a night time, check out power 107, dat "Pastor" a something else.
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