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BJs For Jesus: Pastor Convinces Women To Take His ‘Holy Milk’ In The Name Of God


Christianity continues to prove itself to be the family values religion. A Brazilian Evangelical Christian pastor has been arrested and charged with rape for convincing female parishioners to pleasure him orally, claiming that his penis was blessed and that his “milk” was sacred.

Several women came forward after the pastor was caught red-handed “rubbing his penis in the face of a local merchant,” promising her increased sales from his “divine liquid.” One of his followers described the salty scam:

He convinced us that only God could come into our lives through the mouth. Often, after worship, Pastor Valdeci asked us to do oral sex on him until the Holy Spirit came through ejaculation and delivered funds to the church.

Sadly, and almost unbelievably, this is not satire. I say “almost unbelievably” because the hypocritical actions of Christians who claim to own a more moral existence than everyone else have become commonplace. From the Duggars’ little cheating diddler to the court clerk on her 4th marriage who won’t issue licenses to gay couples because God would be upset to the mega church millionaires exposed by John Oliver as frauds, Christianity has become less of a religion and more of a bad punchline of late.
RELATED: Josh Duggar’s family has had enough of his crap.

All the while true Christians who practice love, tolerance and peace pay the price for a rising group of cretins, insolent to their God and traitorous to their faith.

This particular pastor, however, takes the cake. According to Denise Pinheiro, Delegate of the Region:

Sobrino Valdeci Picanto, 59, was arrested in Apore, Goiás, Brazil, for raping several women attending his church. He gave as an excuse that his penis had been consecrated with ‘divine semen of the Holy Spirit.’

Valdecir came to abuse some elderly, and defends himself by saying that ‘he had an encounter with Jesus in a brothel and gave him the mission of spreading the sacred semen throughout the state, beginning with the faithful Apore Assembly, of which he is responsible.’

When we acted Valdeci offered no resistance and even asked if I wanted to be part of the kingdom of heaven on the way to the police station.

The exact number of women the pervert “consecrated” is unknown. This entire story goes to show not only how reprehensible people can be in the name of God, but how eager others are to give up their free will for a piece of the Holy Spirit.

http://www.ifyouonlynews.com/weird-news/bjs-for-jesus-pastor-convinces-women-to-take-his-holy-milk-in-the-name-of-god/

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Pastor Makes Congregants Suck His Privates In Church, Says His Semen Is Holy Milk


An evangelical pastor arrested for raping his faithful, after convincing them that his penis contained “sacred milk”

Sobrino Valdeci Picanto, an evangelical pastor from Brazil, persuaded his followers that he practiced oral sex because it was the way he preached the word, saying that his ‘milk’ was sacred.

And this pastor said his penis was blessed and that “the Lord had consecrated with divine milk of the Holy Spirit” and of course, had to go around evangelising.

“He convinced us that only God could come into our lives through the mouth”, a follower said, “Often, after worship, Pastor Valdeci asked us to do oral sex on him until the Holy Spirit came through ejaculation and delivered funds to the church.”

Sobrino Valdeci Picanto, 59, was arrested in Apore, Goiás, Brazil, for raping several women attending his church. He gave as an excuse that his penis had been consecrated with “divine semen of the Holy Spirit.”

Valdecir came to abuse some elderly, and defends himself by saying that ‘he had an encounter with Jesus in a brothel and gave him the mission of spreading the sacred semen throughout the state, beginning with the faithful Apore Assembly, of which he is responsible’.
Denise Pinheiro, delegate of the region, said, “Valdecir was caught red-handed while rubbing his penis in the face of a local merchant, which promised to make more sales in her business due to the divine liquid.

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sad ting is dat mi doan tink da pastors deserved jails cah imm convince sum dum eediat oomen fe bow

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one day christians

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Sacred semen

In some pre-industrial societies, semen and other body fluids were revered because they were believed to be magical. Blood is an example of such a fluid, but semen was also widely believed to be of supernatural origin and effect and was, as a result, considered holy or sacred.

Dew was once thought to be a sort of rain that fertilized the earth and, in time, became a metaphor for semen. The Bible employs the term "dew" in this sense[citation needed] in such verses as Song of Solomon 5:2 and Psalm 110:3, declaring, in the latter verse, for example, that the people should follow only a king who was virile enough to be full of the "dew" of youth.[citation needed]

It was widely believed in ancient times that gemstones were drops of divine semen which had coagulated after having fertilized the earth. There is an ancient Chinese belief that jade, in particular, was the dried semen of the celestial dragon.

Based upon the resemblance of dandelion juice to human semen, it was historically believed that the flower magically promoted the flow of sperm. (This belief probably derives from the doctrine of signatures.)

The orchid’s twin bulbs were thought to resemble the testicles, and there was an ancient Roman belief that the flower sprang from the spilled semen of copulating satyrs.

Barbara G. Walker recounts these examples of sacred semen in The Woman’s Dictionary of Symbols and Sacred Objects, the thesis of which is that myth and folklore show a pre-patriarchic rule by women that was later supplanted by masculine culture.[35]

In primitive mythology around the world, semen is very often considered analogous to breast milk in some way. In the traditions of Bali, it is considered to be the returning or refunding of the milk of the mother in an alimentary metaphor. The wife feeds her husband who returns to her his semen, the milk of human kindness, as it were.[36]

In some systems of medical philosophy, such as traditional Russian medicine and the Vital Force theory of Herbert Nowell, semen is regarded as the product of a complex physiological interaction between a man and a woman (rather than merely the product of the male reproductive system).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semen

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michael use fe talk bout jesus juice butt this minister take cake bout divine milk. minister tink imm a sacred cow

dem oomen wanted fe bow dat y dem fall fe dat religious nunsense

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Looks like shi had ah bad reaction to di milk?