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mi hear di voice behind mi asking di ?...it had an accent, wasn't clear to mi but it was a male voice n it sound nice, so mi turn slowly, n sexily, wid nuff expectation fi look up into di face of wat could potentially be mi ole age pension 
well, him was a veddy shawt man n mi neva sure wat him ethnic mix was...it could have been anyting from oriental to native american but di important fact was dat him was SHAWT
him is Hawaiian n went awn to tell mi dat him been noticing mi in di Safeway Starbucks n mi look like someone important
n him had to ask if mi was Somoan
afta mi correk him tinking , well to mek long story shawt, is daily phone cawl...him seen to be going to luas every weekend somewhere in Cdn n mi try explain to him dat mi days of roasted suckling pigs r ovah
now him going to LV fi two weeks n mi easily could refuse dat invite but di one fi di trip bak to him Hawaiian island , Jah know seh mi a waiver wid dat 
well, him was a veddy shawt man n mi neva sure wat him ethnic mix was...it could have been anyting from oriental to native american but di important fact was dat him was SHAWT
him is Hawaiian n went awn to tell mi dat him been noticing mi in di Safeway Starbucks n mi look like someone important
n him had to ask if mi was Somoan afta mi correk him tinking , well to mek long story shawt, is daily phone cawl...him seen to be going to luas every weekend somewhere in Cdn n mi try explain to him dat mi days of roasted suckling pigs r ovah
now him going to LV fi two weeks n mi easily could refuse dat invite but di one fi di trip bak to him Hawaiian island , Jah know seh mi a waiver wid dat
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