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Our maid asked for a pay increase.
My wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'
Maria: 'Well, there are three reasons why I deserve an increase.
The first is that I iron better than you.'
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Maria: 'Your husband said so.'
Wife: 'Oh.' I beg you pardon!
Wife: And what's the next?
Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
Maria: 'Your husband did..'
Wife: 'Oh, is that so?.'
Wife: And you third reason Miss Mention..?
Maria: ' Yes Madam. My third reason is that I am a better lover than you..'
Wife (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'
Maria: 'No... the gardener did.'
Wife: ' Ssshhhh! So how much do you want? Just say it!
My wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'
Maria: 'Well, there are three reasons why I deserve an increase.
The first is that I iron better than you.'
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Maria: 'Your husband said so.'
Wife: 'Oh.' I beg you pardon!
Wife: And what's the next?
Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
Maria: 'Your husband did..'
Wife: 'Oh, is that so?.'
Wife: And you third reason Miss Mention..?
Maria: ' Yes Madam. My third reason is that I am a better lover than you..'
Wife (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'
Maria: 'No... the gardener did.'
Wife: ' Ssshhhh! So how much do you want? Just say it!
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