Miss Cleo to di forum - One Day Only

[turtledude]

Re: Miss Cleo to di forum - One Day Only

ok, well, uh, you see....I couldn't do it.

...and I feel like something less than a man for not takin care of business <span style="font-style: italic"> there</span>.

What should I do?

[sistactry]

Re: Miss Cleo to di forum - One Day Only

hmmm, u need more dan wha ms cleo can do for u,


ms cleo, last nite me dream say me win de lotto, and next ting me know, all kinna genahreyshun dem a come knock pan me gate bout dem and me a family, so me haffe gwaan bad and run dem whey.....when me go fe collect me $$$$ dem say me no win nutten, now wha me a go do, all a dem ppl deh a go laaf afta me~~

[msportmore]

Re: Miss Cleo to di forum - One Day Only

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SistaCtry</div><div class="ubbcode-body">hmmm, u need more dan wha ms cleo can do for u,


ms cleo, last nite me dream say me win de lotto, and next ting me know, all kinna genahreyshun dem a come knock pan me gate bout dem and me a family, so me haffe gwaan bad and run dem whey.....when me go fe collect me $$$$ dem say me no win nutten, now wha me a go do, all a dem ppl deh a go laaf afta me~~

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Well SistaCtry - is juss ur luck far eye know juss di right numba fi play...tell yu what, hempty hout yu bank account an mek a cashiers check carry come give mi, i will buy di lotto ticket for yu misself an mek SURE dat yu win di monies

[msportmore]

Re: Miss Cleo to di forum - One Day Only

turtledove, yu need some ile-a-sitting fi rub up eena - dat will help yu - i know juss which paat it sell to so tell yu what yu shall do empty out di money inna yu 401K and Ms Cleo will tek care a di ress fi yu!

[sistactry]

Re: Miss Cleo to di forum - One Day Only

ahhh, u see, me know me cudda count pan u enoh, caaa now me must win, and den dem wont antagonize me no more, caa now me a go have nuff money fe dem like me off again....

tank u yaa ms cleo, wha me wudda do widdout u~~

me cyaan borrow a smalls till next friday ma'am???

u know me haffe send de likkle buck teeth gyal wha me have a yaad go a school, and him craven u see mah, lard a fyah, de pickney can yammm u see ma'am...

juss a smalls, till me win some bigg money,

[turtledude]

Re: Miss Cleo to di forum - One Day Only

thankyou Miss Cleo, I don't have a 401k but I have a truck I can sell.

[msportmore]

Re: Miss Cleo to di forum - One Day Only

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: turtledude</div><div class="ubbcode-body">thankyou Miss Cleo, I don't have a 401k but I have a truck I can sell. </div></div>

Well get to selling so I can go buy di ile fi yu

[MrsBlue]

Re: Miss Cleo to di forum - One Day Only

<span style="color: #3333FF">Miss Cleo, I am somewhat dissatisfied with current employment. However, I am concerned about the state of the current economy. Can you tell me if now is a good time for a career change?

I have been thinking that I would be a very good singer. I am often told that I sound just like a cat in heat. That's a good thing, right? I mean, cats in heat have to sing to their mate, so it must sound good, right? Another thing that I am often told is that I should keep my day job to continue exposing my lovely vocals to the people around me. Well, they didn't say that last part but I assume that's what they meant.

Sometimes I sing in public and people offer me food, literally throwing it at me because I sound so good. I have been blessed with many tomatoes, sometimes canned and even bottles (although I don't know if they realize that the bottles are sometimes empty) and one person even offered to feed me. I think his words were that he was going to shove something down my throat, but I think he may have been a little overexcited.

So tell me, Miss Cleo, do you think I should take all of this as a sign that I should begin to pursue what will surely be a long, successful career as a singer? Please answer quickly because I have a meeting with a supervisor in a few minutes and I would LOVE to be able announce my imminent departure. </span>

[msportmore]

Re: Miss Cleo to di forum - One Day Only

Well MrsBlue, lucky for you that I came on today!

I am good friends with the AmericanIdol team and I often refer sprecial talents to dem!! I would advise you to go to your supervisor right now and announce in NO UNCERTAIN TERMS that you are leaving dere.

Den afta you pack an walk out, head straight to your bank and withdraw as much of di $ as u can dat is currently in dere. Then mail it to me and I shall be able to purchase di American Idol ticket for you that GUARANTEES u a spot in the top 10 finalists.

You have to work your own magic fram dere but i am sure u will be fine based on the public reaction to ur talents!!

In no time at all, yu will have record deals being thrown at you!

CAAL MI NOW!!!

[Peasie]

Re: Miss Cleo to di forum - One Day Only

Miss Cleo,

I have had virtual sex wid nuff man on Board Lane. I have not seen my Auntie from Red Hill in four months How mi gwine tell who is di baby fawda?

Name withheld

[chitowngirl]

Re: Miss Cleo to di forum - One Day Only

ole wannabe Cleo mi see wah kinna fawt yuh gwaan wid tideh

yuh cyan help smaddie wid REAL prablem?

[sistactry]

Re: Miss Cleo to di forum - One Day Only

LMAO~

[msportmore]

Re: Miss Cleo to di forum - One Day Only

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Gungo</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Miss Cleo,

I have had virtual sex wid nuff man on Board Lane. I have not seen my Auntie from Red Hill in four months How mi gwine tell who is di baby fawda?

Name withheld
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Hello Gung....i mean Name withheld..

Soun like yu have a seerus prablem - yu have di &quot;cyaan-kip-leg-shet&quot; disease....

I am a likkle canfuse however because yu didnt say yu were pregnant - jus dat yu Auntie neva show up fi 4 months now...

So is u pregnant ar nat? CAAL MI NOW an tell me!

[msportmore]

Re: Miss Cleo to di forum - One Day Only

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: chitown</div><div class="ubbcode-body">ole wannabe Cleo mi see wah kinna fawt yuh gwaan wid tideh

yuh cyan help smaddie wid REAL prablem? </div></div>

**sprinkle some run duppy ile pan chitown an twirl roun tree time**

CAAAL MI NOW!!!

[sistactry]

Re: Miss Cleo to di forum - One Day Only

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: MsP2U</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Well MrsBlue, lucky for you that I came on today!

I am good friends with the AmericanIdol team and I often refer sprecial talents to dem!! I would advise you to go to your supervisor right now and announce in NO UNCERTAIN TERMS that you are leaving dere.

Den afta you pack an walk out, head straight to your bank and withdraw as much of di $ as u can dat is currently in dere. Then mail it to me and I shall be able to purchase di American Idol ticket for you that GUARANTEES u a spot in the top 10 finalists.

You have to work your own magic fram dere but i am sure u will be fine based on the public reaction to ur talents!!

In no time at all, yu will have record deals being thrown at you!

CAAL MI NOW!!! </div></div>

<span style="font-weight: bold">You have to work your own magic fram dere but i am sure u will be fine based on the public reaction to ur talents!!
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waaiiiieeee~~~ Ms Cleo, u no easy enoh~~