Going or COming????

[CeaBee]

Re: Going or COming????

i'm not a sentimental person...but me kinda fraid a the cremation ting

well that and being locked in a coffin..me claustrophobic

[Peasie]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: PRoLurkah</div><div class="ubbcode-body">i'm not a sentimental person...but me kinda fraid a the cremation ting

well that and being locked in a coffin..me claustrophobic </div></div>

Hush. Yuh won't feel a ting.

[CeaBee]

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but suppose i do...me see movie wid people trying fi claw them way outta dem coffin

i guess cremation is probably the best thing

[Wendy]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: PRoLurkah</div><div class="ubbcode-body">but suppose i do...me see movie wid people trying fi claw them way outta dem coffin

i guess cremation is probably the best thing </div></div>

BOADWL poor yuh. Mi nat even tinking dat far fi know wey mi want (although I should). But mi wi accept anyting cause afta mi nago have no choice.

Mi noh waan nobady waste money pan fancy casket an ting... dem fi use di money buy 2 goat an curry im baxide an have a good time

[goldilocks]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Diabolical_Tanya</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

in a fish belly

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jus like Jonah inna whale belly, LOL, dem can spit me out pon the Seven Mile!

[Marilyn]

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Funeral





Aron died.



His will provided $40,000 for an elaborate funeral.



As the last guests departed the affair, his wife Janice turned to her oldest and dearest friend. 'Well, I'm sure Aron would be pleased,' she said.



'I'm sure you're right,' replied Brenda, who lowered her voice and leaned in close. 'How much did this really cost?'



'All of it,' said Janice . 'Forty thousand.'



'No!' Brenda exclaimed. 'I mean, it was very nice, but $40,000?'



Janice answered, 'The funeral was $6,500. I donated $500 to church. The whiskey, wine and snacks were another $500.



The rest went for the Memorial Stone.'



Brenda computed quickly. '$32,500 for a Memorial Stone?



How big is it?'
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[goldilocks]

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Nice! him sure went out with a BLING!