Sammy Sosa - is this for real?

[Gen]

Re: Sammy Sosa - is this for real?

mi seh wth ???

mi juss see this pan yahoo likkle while.

what on earth is this eediat doing wid him face ??? plus him start wear green contacts


bout him a "rejuevenate" him skin and dat women do it all the while


him look like the likkle bway pan herman manster

[diabolical_Tanya]

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It looks like we finally have an explanation behind that widely-circulated picture in which Sammy Sosa(notes) appears as a combination of a Twilight extra, a big Charlie Chaplin fan and someone who is taking the death of Michael Jackson just a little bit too hard.

According to a friend of Sosa's, the former Cubs slugger is (thankfully) not suffering from Vitiligo or another type of disease. Sosa's appearance, rather, is a result of an elective "rejuvenation process" for his skin and he was apparently "surprised" when he came out looking whiter than his old home run buddy, Mark McGwire.

The Chicago Tribune has more:

"He's not trying to be Michael Jackson," said former Cubs employee Rebecca Polihronis, who talks frequently with Sosa.

"He is going through a rejuvenation process for his skin. Women have it all of the time. He was surprised he came out looking so white. I thought it was a body double. Part of (the photo appearance) is just the lighting.

"He is in the middle of doing a cleansing process to his skin. The picture is deceiving. He said, 'If you saw me in person, you would be surprised. When you see me in person, it is not going to seem like the picture ... People who saw him in person did not react the same way. He can't believe it is such a big deal."

Sosa may say he's not as white as he appears or that it's not a big deal, but that doesn't change the fact the whole process is creepier than Mad Men's Pete Campbell.

As our own Dave Brown points out, Sosa has started wearing green contact lenses and it's possible that all his money and ego are conspiring to turn him into a Dominican version of Jerry Jones, Wayne Newton or Joan Rivers. That's a pretty scary thought.

Of course, this wouldn't be the first time Sosa has tried to achieve better living through chemistry, so should it really shock us that he's trying to rejuvenate an already-resilient organ with a process normally reserved for vain women? What a strange dude.

http://ca.sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Not-to-worry-Sammy-Sosa-is-just-rejuvenating-hi?urn=mlb,201086

[Bizzy]

Re: All Sammy Sosa a bleach to

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BiziBubbla</div><div class="ubbcode-body">BOAL...my bad beautiful moderator ...do yuh ting then *cutmiyeye* </div></div>

DWL mi nearly believe say a me type an call u beautiful

[Dr.Dudd]

Re: Sammy Sosa - is this for real?

the Arte some steroids that changes the colour of the eyes. I see blue eyed black patients a Few times. Most only realize after their grand children tell them that the colour is blue.

[diabolical_Tanya]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BiziBubbla</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BiziBubbla</div><div class="ubbcode-body">BOAL...my bad beautiful moderator ...do yuh ting then *cutmiyeye* </div></div>

DWL mi nearly believe say a me type an call u beautiful </div></div> but you did and there it is for allllllllllll to see too Bizi

[Derek]

Re: Sammy Sosa - is this for real?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: amberal37</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Dr.Dudd</div><div class="ubbcode-body">The man is a citizen of a country that did a referendum to prevent black children born in the country from being registered as even being born. What can you expect. cayman, and <span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="font-size: 14pt">Britain have similar laws too</span>. and their citizens ten to shy away from their blackness if they are</span>, for the same reason. </div></div>

What planet were you on today?? <span style="font-size: 11pt">own up</span>!!! </div></div>

My dad used to have a saying: 'full ah brain, but no common sense.'
Dyam fool

[jah_yout]

Re: Sammy Sosa - is this for real?

<span style="font-style: italic">so gyash a fire pon di bleacha dem
i warn dem nuh bleach and dem guh dweet again
seet duh now- dem cyaan touch di street again</span>

[Wahalla]

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U are not garranteed british citzenships simply by being born in the UK....neither Irish.. the laws were changed.. It is no different than Gabon or Libya or Saudi...

[Derek]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Wahalla</div><div class="ubbcode-body">U are not garranteed british citzenships simply by being born in the UK....neither Irish.. the laws were changed.. It is no different than Gabon or Libya or Saudi... </div></div>

If your parents aren't British, then yeah.

My son's a British Citizen and he wasn't even born there.

[mountaingal]

Re: Sammy Sosa - is this for real?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Wahalla</div><div class="ubbcode-body">U are not garranteed british citzenships simply by being born in the UK....neither Irish.. the laws were changed.. It is no different than Gabon or Libya or Saudi... </div></div>

was that under Thatcher? so is what doc d said technically true?

[j-kid]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: MGee</div><div class="ubbcode-body">doubt its photoshopped. ur noticing his pores on his face</div></div>

Den him mus hav pores pan him inner lips tuh?


<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: CeaBee</div><div class="ubbcode-body">said Sosa told her he has used moisturizing treatment at night on his face.

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Moisturizing mi behine! BLEACHING!!!!!!