Tiger Woods Jokes ... ok, get it all out here

[Peasie]

Lawd, dese jokes are coming in by di dozens

What do you have? Here's what I got today:

Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.

I hear the argument started over Thanksgiving dinner when he asked his wife if he could have another piece of white meat.

Tiger crashed his car because he was in a rush to move on to the second hole.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.

[Peasie]

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Tiger and Elin's Christmas Portrait

[halfwaytree]

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[Marilyn]

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[quote=Peasie]Lawd, dese jokes are coming in by di dozens

What do you have? Here's what I got today:

Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.

I hear the argument started over Thanksgiving dinner when he asked his wife if he could have another piece of white meat.

Tiger crashed his car because he was in a rush to move on to the second hole.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing. [/quotOh damn that is funny as hell.

[julie*mango]

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Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.



What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.



Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.



What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing



Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.


Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?



This is the first time Tiger's ever failed to drive 300 yards




Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he's ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.



After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water before nestling behind a tree



Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife

and my FB Twitter faves are


Tiger Woods shall now be known as Cheetah Woods.

Tiger keep ya head up and focus on those 18 hoes...I mean holes

[kiwifruit]

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Okay, heres one from NZ.....

What does Tiger Woods and a seal cub have in common? They both get clubbed by Norwegians

[mangoskin]

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elin should have used the driver instead of the three-iron

[kiwifruit]

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I was gonna say something about golfers getting fixated on small holes...golf ball holes of course....maybe his wife didnt Keigel religiously after birthing his babies....not that its anything to do with golf ball holes of course....

[remo]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: mangoskin</div><div class="ubbcode-body">elin should have used the driver instead of the three-iron </div></div>


Well one thing is certain you know nothing about Golf

[RichD]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: mangoskin</div><div class="ubbcode-body">elin should have used the driver instead of the three-iron </div></div> was that a joke or was that what Jasper parnavick said?

[RichD]

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somebody said ..she used his sports equipment to beat him ..i bet now he wishes he had taken up soccer instead

[julie*mango]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RichD</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: mangoskin</div><div class="ubbcode-body">elin should have used the driver instead of the three-iron </div></div> was that a joke or was that what Jasper parnavick said? </div></div>

thats what the guy said

[Wendy]

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What is the penalty for getting it in the <span style="font-weight: bold">wrong hole?</span> Ask Tiger, he knows.

Why was Tiger’s wife mad at him? She heard that he played a-round in Australia.

[Seveen]

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today's New York Post

[RichD]

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http://www.break.com/games/tiger-woods-wife-outrun.html