Tiger Woods

[Marilyn]

Re: dem just tek wan ooman pan stretcher outta tiger woods house

If dis was my Mama, you WOULD bring your [censored] to the hospital with me, damn if the tabloids get a picture of your Canabalasian face all f'd up cause I HAD to hit you cause of your cheating behind.....sometimes it just doesn't help to have a husband.

[Marilyn]

Re: Cheetah Woods Running Count: 9

<span style="font-size: 26pt">Perkins????????????????/ Perkins???????????? as in PERKINS the pancake place????? What the hell Tiger doing in a PERKINS????? </span>

[halfwaytree]

Re: dem just tek wan ooman pan stretcher outta tiger woods house

Maybe it just hit Elin's mother that after the divorce her daughter is going to have to settle on being a millionaire instead of being a billionaire and the news mek her heart give out..

[Marilyn]

Re: Cheetah Woods Running Count: 9

Ok who had the spreadsheet on this one???? Vanni , Tanya....is someone keeping up with this shyte,,,,we may have to put this one on Microsoft excel.

[RichD]

Re: Cheetah Woods Running Count: 9

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Marilyn</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> <span style="font-size: 26pt">Perkins????????????????/ Perkins???????????? as in PERKINS the pancake place????? What the hell Tiger doing in a PERKINS????? </span> </div></div> whats worng witht hat? Oprah like cracker barrel

[Marilyn]

Re: Cheetah Woods Running Count: 9

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Marilyn</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> <span style="font-size: 26pt">Perkins????????????????/ Perkins???????????? as in PERKINS the pancake place????? What the hell Tiger doing in a PERKINS????? </span> </div></div>

So you mean this was a PERKINS WAITRESS????? Father I stretch my hands to thee no other help do I know.

[Marilyn]

Re: dem just tek wan ooman pan stretcher outta tiger woods house

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Curmudgeon_Milo</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Maybe it just hit Elin's mother that after the divorce her daughter is going to have to settle on being a millionaire instead of being a billionaire and the news mek her heart give out.. </div></div>

Same thing me did think. They may have to live within their means

[RichD]

Re: Cheetah Woods Running Count: 9

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Tiger took a prescription drug called Ambien</div></div>

isn't ambien a sleeping aid?

[Marilyn]

Re: Cheetah Woods Running Count: 9

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RichD</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Tiger took a prescription drug called Ambien</div></div>

isn't ambien a sleeping aid? </div></div>

Yep

Ambien CR Extended-Release Tablets
All medicines may cause side effects, but many people have no, or minor, side effects. Check with your doctor if any of these most COMMON side effects persist or become bothersome when using Ambien CR Extended-Release Tablets:

Dizziness; drowsiness (including daytime drowsiness); &quot;drugged&quot; feeling; dry mouth; headache; muscle aches; nausea; nose or throat irritation; sluggishness; stomach upset.

Seek medical attention right away if any of these SEVERE side effects occur when using Ambien CR Extended-Release Tablets:
Severe allergic reactions (rash; hives; itching; difficulty breathing; tightness in the chest; swelling of the hands, legs, mouth, face, lips, eyes, throat, or tongue; unusual hoarseness); abnormal thinking; behavior changes; chest pain; confusion; decreased coordination; difficulty swallowing or breathing; fainting; fast or irregular heartbeat; hallucinations; memory problems (eg, memory loss); mental or mood changes (eg, aggression, agitation, anxiety, depression); severe dizziness; shortness of breath; suicidal thoughts or actions; vision changes.

[Marilyn]

Re: Cheetah Woods Running Count: 9

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RichD</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Tiger took a prescription drug called Ambien</div></div>

isn't ambien a sleeping aid? </div></div>

Which might explain why after crashing a vehicle into two objects you are barefoot and snoring on the sidewalk.

[RichD]

Re: Cheetah Woods Running Count: 9

so how does this enhance sex?

[Marilyn]

Re: Cheetah Woods Running Count: 9

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RichD</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Marilyn</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> <span style="font-size: 26pt">Perkins????????????????/ Perkins???????????? as in PERKINS the pancake place????? What the hell Tiger doing in a PERKINS????? </span> </div></div> whats worng witht hat? Oprah like cracker barrel </div></div>

You mean sey Oprah eats in a place with CRACKER in the title????

[RichD]

Re: Cheetah Woods Running Count: 9

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Marilyn</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

You mean sey Oprah eats in a place with CRACKER in the title???? </div></div> didn't you see her cross county show?..they ate at cracker barrel every day

[Marilyn]

Re: Cheetah Woods Running Count: 9

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RichD</div><div class="ubbcode-body">so how does this enhance sex? </div></div>

It doesn't...didn't those girls tell you he was lousy....he probably fell asleep snoring right in the middle of that too. If wrecking your fabulous Escalade and disturbing the whole neigborhood while &quot;allegedly&quot; dodging multiple blows from your very expensive golf clubs won't keep you awake.....then how you expect a likkle

gonna keep you UP and interested???

[RichD]

Re: Dave Letterman on Tiger...he is killing me

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Marilyn</div><div class="ubbcode-body">They'll leave him alone in a little bit. BTW word has it on another site I'm on that as the list of women got longer and longer, Mrs. Woods has in fact moved out with the kids with her. </div></div>

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="font-size: 14pt">Elin Nordegren buys Swedish mansion after Tiger Woods is linked to porn star Holly Sampson, 6 others</span>

Tiger Woods' humiliated wife has bought herself a little island hideaway as reports swirled that she's moved out on her sex-crazed hubby.

Elin Nordegren's real estate purchase in Sweden fueled speculation she might take the kids back to her homeland to start a new life far from her transgressing Tiger.

&quot;The official story from her family is that she bought the place with her twin sister, Josefin, not with Tiger,&quot; said Poppe Linge of HPG, a Swedish news agency.

The fetching blond spent a little more than $2 million to buy Faglaro Mansion, Swedish newspapers reported.

Nordegren, 29, has not been heard from since the scandal broke. Radaronline.com reported Monday she has moved out of the couple's $2.6 million Windermere, Fla., home and is bunking at another house nearby.

Her Swedish getaway is located on some prime Scandinavian real estate - a small, secluded island reachable from Stockholm only by ferryboat.

&quot;It belonged to a professional soccer player who wanted privacy,&quot; Linge said. &quot;I heard she started looking at it last summer and bought it two weeks ago.&quot;

That would be around the time Woods plowed his SUV into a fire hydrant outside his Orlando-area mansion - reportedly after Nordegren caught him texting New York party girl Rachel Uchitel.

Uchitel, 34, was the first of at seven reported mistresses (and counting) who have surfaced since then.

Woods escaped with just facial cuts and a $164 ticket after totaling his truck. He was not tested for drugs or alcohol despite claims from a witness who &quot;stated that the driver had consumed alcohol earlier in the day,&quot; according to a Florida Highway Patrol subpoena request.

The witness, who was not named in the document, also told troopers that Woods had prescriptions for the sleeping aid Ambien and the painkiller Vicodin.

Woods, 33, publicly apologized for his &quot;transgressions&quot; a few days after the wreck and reportedly offered Nordegren millions to keep her from walking out on him and taking the kids.


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