I called my bank in Jamaica today to find out some info, etc. etc. The woman I spoke to at first didnt seem so willing to part with the information nor was she too keen on my non- Jamaican accent

So I convinced her to at least pull up the account after I have her the account number. She confirms my name but then sees my Great-auntie's name on the account as well...She went from her version of a stoosh upper "level" accent to some real patwa that I had a hard time following

Turns out she has known my great-auntie all of her life...and now I am "vetted" as it were

I could ask for the sun, moon and the stars after that

lawd I did have to laugh at it all
Yuh si wey mi a sey Cntry ..wan bag a nize bout farrin accent an all now wi noh know how much ina di accoutn so wi can beg likle some'in fi chrismuss


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