lawd have mercy on my eternal soul, it is flippin cold outside

I had every intention of hitting Olive Garden tonight and consuming copious amounts of pasta and wine with no regard to my waistline, but once I took a step outside I said hell to the no
I cant find my remote car starter so there is no bloody way I am gonna sit in a restaurant only to stumble back into a cold car

I had every intention of hitting Olive Garden tonight and consuming copious amounts of pasta and wine with no regard to my waistline, but once I took a step outside I said hell to the no

I cant find my remote car starter so there is no bloody way I am gonna sit in a restaurant only to stumble back into a cold car

an experience I never need to repeat
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