Joke (about time we had some mirth around here)

[Derek]

A guy sits down in a bar and a bowl of peanuts say to him, "You look very nice this evening, Sir."
The guy goes to the bathroom and the condom machine says, "You look like crap, you fat ugly mother f."

The guy complains to the bar manager, and the manager replies, "The peanuts are complimentary, but the condom machine is out of order."













I'll get my coat.

[RichD]

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tryin to think where i should transfer this to.....

[Derek]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RichD</div><div class="ubbcode-body">tryin to think where i should transfer this to..... </div></div>


Generally Bad Jokes?

[Peasie]

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A little corny but I'm going to repeat this joke to some friends on Sat night.

[RichD]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Peasie</div><div class="ubbcode-body">A little corny but I'm going to repeat this joke to some friends on Sat night. </div></div>

you don't like them?

[Peasie]

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The more I think about this joke the funnier it gets! I'm giggling on the train and people
are looking at me

[Derek]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Peasie</div><div class="ubbcode-body">A little corny but I'm going to repeat this joke to some friends on Sat night. </div></div>


It can't be that corny than!

[Derek]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RichD</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Peasie</div><div class="ubbcode-body">A little corny but I'm going to repeat this joke to some friends on Sat night. </div></div>

you don't like them? </div></div>

[neutral]

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What you get when you stay too long on the punanny.

[LusciousJohnson]

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BOAL!

[Bizzy]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Derek</div><div class="ubbcode-body">A guy sits down in a bar and a bowl of peanuts say to him, &quot;You look very nice this evening, Sir.&quot;
The guy goes to the bathroom and the condom machine says, &quot;You look like crap, you fat ugly mother f.&quot;

The guy complains to the bar manager, and the manager replies, &quot;The peanuts are complimentary, but the condom machine is out of order.&quot;













I'll get my coat. </div></div>

BOAL...this is silly

[Derek]

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Two cannibals are eating a homosexual.


One cannibal asks the other, 'does this taste funny to you?'

[Derek]

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A little African boy dips his head into a bowl of flour and says, &quot;look mum - I'm white!&quot;

Mum is angry and slaps him around the face, takes him to dad who also slaps him round the face, then she takes him upstairs to grandad who gives him a nasty backhander.

Mum says to the boy, &quot;have you learned your lesson, son?&quot;

The boy replies, &quot;yeah, I've been white for only two minutes and I don't like black people already!&quot;

[Derek]

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A friend of mine in the Parachute Regiment has been stationed in Switzerland for the last two years.

He recently married a local girl who can wash dishes with one hand, cook with the other, dust with one foot and hoover with the other, while opening a beer for him with her bum.



































She's a Swiss Army Wife.

[Peasie]

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another joke from Derek while I'm on metro! Why is everyone looking at me?