Joke (about time we had some mirth around here)

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Re: Joke (about time we had some mirth around here)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Derek</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Two cannibals are eating a homosexual.


One cannibal asks the other, 'does this taste funny to you?'




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bredren what a way yuh mess up disya joke.
seet ya now...
Two cyannibal a nyaam a guy (homo or str8 whateva), one stawt uppa tap a de head an de odda one a de battam dung a de foot.
De guy uppa tap ahx de odda one
<span style="font-style: italic">How you doing down there</span>
de one a battam ansa
<span style="font-style: italic">I'm having a ball</span>
de odda one ansa
<span style="font-style: italic">HEY You're eating faster than I am</span>

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Re: Joke (about time we had some mirth around here)

I got one too!

Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.

The first thing Daisy asked was, 'Do you have a condom?'

Donald frowned and said, 'No.'

Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex.

'Maybe they sell them at the front desk,' she suggested.
So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.

'Yes, we do,' the clerk said and pulled one out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.

The clerk asked, 'Would you like me to put that on your bill?

'No!' Donald quacked, 'What kind of a pervert do you think I am?'