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A Jamaican Police stops at a little farm, in Bog Walk, and talks with a old farmer.
He tells the farmer, "Mi need fe inspect yuh property, mi 'ear say you ah illegally grow ganja pan yu property!."
The old farmer says, "Okay, but don't go ovah dat side a de field."
The officer verbally explodes, saying, "But wait a rahtid minit,. me 'ave de authority ah de Jamaican government wid mi!"
Pointing to the badge on his chest he proudly says, "See dis badge, boy?
Dis badge means mi can go anyway mi wish on anybaddy land. No questions asked.
Mi mek mi-self clear.. Yuh undahstand wha mi a say?!"
The old farmer nods politely and goes about digging his yam.
Later, the farmer hears loud screams and see the police running for his life, and close behind is the huge bull.
With every step, the bull is gaining ground on the officer.
The officer is clearly terrified.
The old farmer immediately stop digging his yellow yam, runs to the fence, and yells at the top of his lungs,
"Yuh badge, mon.. Show 'im yu [censored] badge!"
He tells the farmer, "Mi need fe inspect yuh property, mi 'ear say you ah illegally grow ganja pan yu property!."
The old farmer says, "Okay, but don't go ovah dat side a de field."
The officer verbally explodes, saying, "But wait a rahtid minit,. me 'ave de authority ah de Jamaican government wid mi!"
Pointing to the badge on his chest he proudly says, "See dis badge, boy?
Dis badge means mi can go anyway mi wish on anybaddy land. No questions asked.
Mi mek mi-self clear.. Yuh undahstand wha mi a say?!"
The old farmer nods politely and goes about digging his yam.
Later, the farmer hears loud screams and see the police running for his life, and close behind is the huge bull.
With every step, the bull is gaining ground on the officer.
The officer is clearly terrified.
The old farmer immediately stop digging his yellow yam, runs to the fence, and yells at the top of his lungs,
"Yuh badge, mon.. Show 'im yu [censored] badge!"
TGIF babes~~ 
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