Retribution--how do you get back at people..

[Nunya]

Re: Retribution--how do you get back at people..

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: H_O</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
or the douche bag who parks beside you and is a foot away from your drivers side door cause he or she doesnt know ho to drive? </div></div>

For this I'd be inclined to loosen the valve in the tire - and I'd leave a note on their windshield telling them why...

[H_O]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nunya</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: H_O</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
or the douche bag who parks beside you and is a foot away from your drivers side door cause he or she doesnt know ho to drive? </div></div>

For this I'd be inclined to loosen the valve in the tire - and I'd leave a note on their windshield telling them why... </div></div>Nunya--that tek too long.
better you just discreetly walk by and use a scew driver into the sidewall

[H_O]

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reason im asking this is some douche bag park up right beside me real close like he didnt know how to park, open his door and dinged my door, then made a stoopid [censored] comment that its just a car
ive had this happen a few times where people open there door and dont care and ding your paint

[Nunya]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: H_O</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Nunya--that tek too long.
better you just discreetly walk by and use a scew driver into the sidewall </div></div>

Nah man. It takes no time at all to loosen or remove a valve - a couple of seconds. But that's prolly cause I have a valve key...

Don't think I would scratch anyone's vehicle...

[H_O]

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naah, i wouldnt scratch up a car. not the cars fault the guy who drives it a imbosil.

[Emperah]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nunya</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: H_O</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Nunya--that tek too long.
better you just discreetly walk by and use a scew driver into the sidewall </div></div>

Nah man. It takes no time at all to loosen or remove a valve - a couple of seconds. But that's prolly cause I have a valve key...

Don't think I would scratch anyone's vehicle... </div></div>

we've done this a few time b4 ee

[Nunya]

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[Oilywata]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: H_O</div><div class="ubbcode-body">reason im asking this is some douche bag park up right beside me real close like he didnt know how to park, open his door and dinged my door, <span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="color: #FF0000">then made a stoopid [censored] comment that its just a car</span></span>
ive had this happen a few times where people open there door and dont care and ding your paint </div></div>

Ok, I was all <span style="font-style: italic">Ghandi peace nyam-yo-ho-reng-ge-kyo</span> and all these things until I read that.

In this case, you fi draw fi one big nuh blowow stone and lick fi him car bonnet same way. Upon his protest, you respond, quite nonchalantly, <span style="font-style: italic">'it's just a car'</span>.

Bout 'it's just a car'. Cha betta him total mi sittin yes cause dem loose talk deh a doorway to hellfire and waterhouse. God know mi heat hot...

[kia027]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Oilywata</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: H_O</div><div class="ubbcode-body">reason im asking this is some douche bag park up right beside me real close like he didnt know how to park, open his door and dinged my door, <span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="color: #FF0000">then made a stoopid [censored] comment that its just a car</span></span>
ive had this happen a few times where people open there door and dont care and ding your paint </div></div>

Ok, I was all <span style="font-style: italic">Ghandi peace nyam-yo-ho-reng-ge-kyo</span> and all these things until I read that.

In this case, you fi draw fi one big nuh blowow stone and lick fi him car bonnet same way. Upon his protest, you respond, quite nonchalantly, <span style="font-style: italic">'it's just a car'</span>.

Bout 'it's just a car'. Cha betta him total mi sittin yes cause dem loose talk deh a doorway to hellfire and waterhouse. God know mi heat hot... </div></div>
ditto at what oilywata just seh

and mi would add a fling a few rotten eggs fi help wid de car sheen

[Nylah]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Queen_of_d_A</div><div class="ubbcode-body">xactly - once yuh past a certain age u shd let some things go.

Case in point I'm at the store lookn at some glasses the woman comes and pushes me she looks at me I say it's ok if pushing me and not saying excuse me makes your day better I'm happy to oblige, I'd walk around pushn ppl too if I looked ugly like u

<span style="font-weight: bold">I put on my sweet innocent smile (awks Nylah wish wan) and moved on. When I was 20 har mumma wudda deh a morgue a identify di body yah now but I think once u get to a certain age yuh shudda mature paws dem tings deh </span>

scenario # 1 find another parking space
Scenario # 2 move your car and park it in a way weh nobody cyaan pawk nexx tuh yuh and if yuh haffi tek up 3 space fi accomplish that then so be it </div></div>

like you even have one of *those* smiles

[Emperah]

Re: Retribution--how do you get back at people..

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Oilywata</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: H_O</div><div class="ubbcode-body">reason im asking this is some douche bag park up right beside me real close like he didnt know how to park, open his door and dinged my door, <span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="color: #FF0000">then made a stoopid [censored] comment that its just a car</span></span>
ive had this happen a few times where people open there door and dont care and ding your paint </div></div>

Ok, I was all <span style="font-style: italic">Ghandi peace nyam-yo-ho-reng-ge-kyo</span> and all these things until I read that.

In this case, you fi draw fi one big nuh blowow stone and lick fi him car bonnet same way. Upon his protest, you respond, quite nonchalantly, <span style="font-style: italic">'it's just a car'</span>.

Bout 'it's just a car'. Cha betta him total mi sittin yes cause dem loose talk deh a doorway to hellfire and waterhouse. God know mi heat hot... </div></div>

mek de I stay far from you violent ppl yaw

[Wahalla]

Re: Retribution--how do you get back at people..

I rarely take offence to any one.. However when it happens I pray for them then impose my will through clinical application of repeated law of energy conservation.

[Reggae plus]

Re: Retribution--how do you get back at people..

1. Stay home.
2. Walk.
3. Take the bus.
4. Get used to it.
5. Get REALLY annoyed and have a stoke or heart attack.
6. Do something dumb and get arrested.
7. Pretend that people are generally considerate.
8. Drive an army tank.
9. Get some of those exploding underpants and take the so &amp; so's OUT.
10. Buy yourself some rope.

[blugiant]

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pray fii dem

karma iss a

[H_O]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: blakkgiant</div><div class="ubbcode-body">pray fii dem

karma iss a

</div></div>thats right. Karma.

and if the jack azs hadnt have wronged me in the first place -the karma wouldnt have come back to bite him.

like the saying goes.... <span style="font-size: 14pt"> Paybacks a *itch</span>