Lonely Hearts Profiles: Real Meanings

[Derek]

ADVENTUROUS... slut
ATHLETIC... no tittie
FUN... annoying
WILD... gets drunk easily
BEAUTIFUL EYES... face like a bulldog chewing a razor blade
SEEKS KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR... ex husband is a madman
HEADSTRONG... argumentative
ENJOYS PUBBING AND CLUBBING... alcoholic
CURVY... plump
CUDDLY... fat
LIKES EATING OUT... greedy and fat
LIKES NIGHTS IN... lazy, greedy and fat

[Marilyn]

Re: Lonely Hearts Profiles: Real Meanings

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Derek</div><div class="ubbcode-body">ADVENTUROUS... slut
ATHLETIC... no tittie
FUN... annoying
WILD... gets drunk easily
BEAUTIFUL EYES... face like a bulldog chewing a razor blade
SEEKS KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR... ex husband is a madman
HEADSTRONG... argumentative
ENJOYS PUBBING AND CLUBBING... alcoholic
CURVY... plump
CUDDLY... fat
LIKES EATING OUT... greedy and fat
LIKES NIGHTS IN... lazy, greedy and fat </div></div>Aw hell Derek, you taking all the fun of discovery outta the thing

[Derek]

Re: Lonely Hearts Profiles: Real Meanings

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Marilyn</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Derek</div><div class="ubbcode-body">ADVENTUROUS... slut
ATHLETIC... no tittie
FUN... annoying
WILD... gets drunk easily
BEAUTIFUL EYES... face like a bulldog chewing a razor blade
SEEKS KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR... ex husband is a madman
HEADSTRONG... argumentative
ENJOYS PUBBING AND CLUBBING... alcoholic
CURVY... plump
CUDDLY... fat
LIKES EATING OUT... greedy and fat
LIKES NIGHTS IN... lazy, greedy and fat </div></div>Aw hell Derek, you taking all the fun of discovery outta the thing </div></div>

[Marielle]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Derek</div><div class="ubbcode-body">ADVENTUROUS... slut
ATHLETIC... no tittie
FUN... annoying
WILD... gets drunk easily
BEAUTIFUL EYES... face like a bulldog chewing a razor blade
SEEKS KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR... ex husband is a madman
HEADSTRONG... argumentative
ENJOYS PUBBING AND CLUBBING... alcoholic
CURVY... plump
CUDDLY... fat
LIKES EATING OUT... greedy and fat
LIKES NIGHTS IN... lazy, greedy and fat </div></div>

This is a laugh. I can think of some more...

LIVING AT HOME.....mummy's boy (mamismo)
SOCIABLE......womanizer
ATHLETIC.....24/7 in the gym -
HOBBY: COMPUTER....nerd
STATUS SINGLE....divorced 3x
RELAXED....boring
LOOKING FOR A LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIP...with at least 3 women
GOOD LOOKING...I am gorgeous
OPEN RELATIONSHIP....sexaholic
CHRISTIAN VALUES...I want to marry as many young women as I can
LIKE TRYING NEW THINGS....i.e. women

[Derek]

Re: Lonely Hearts Profiles: Real Meanings

OUTSPOKEN... love chat people biznizz
THOUGHTFUL... red eye
MODERN... can't cook
CONFIDENT... likes to put men down
INTELLIGENT... ginnal
CONSIDERATE... love spend arf man money

[Derek]

Re: Lonely Hearts Profiles: Real Meanings

Any more?

[Peasie]

Re: Lonely Hearts Profiles: Real Meanings

SIX PACK ABS ... natral

<span style="font-style: italic">*run gaawn*</span>

[CeaBee]

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Looking for woman/man that loves kids - <span style="font-size: 8pt">cause i've got 6</span>

[Fyah]

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OPEN &amp; LIBERAL = Bisexual

FLEXIBLE = Swinger

LAID BACK = Drug Abuser

[CeaBee]

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Looking for friendship = looking for a friend to get naked with. and yes, looking for multiple naked friendships

[Magician]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Derek</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
MODERN... can't cook</div></div>

[Derek]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Magix</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Derek</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
MODERN... can't cook</div></div>



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[Wendy]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: CeaBee</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Looking for woman/man that loves kids - <span style="font-size: 8pt">cause i've got 6</span> </div></div>

BOAL


<span style="text-decoration: line-through">OPENMINED……bisexual</span> ..<span style="font-style: italic">sarry SP do dis wan arredi </span>

LOVES CHILDREN …..pedophile

CONVERSATIONALIST …… egotistical

TO THE POINT…… Disrespectful

WILLING TO GROW…..cyan do di wok

[Leddih]

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It's Complicated .... By a love triangle which also includes children and benefits that will always come before you.

[halfwaytree]

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<span style="font-weight: bold">LOW MAINTENANCE</span> - low self esteem