Good Fences Make Good Neighbors

[Tulip]

Re: Good Fences Make Good Neighbors

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Kia</div><div class="ubbcode-body">maybe he likes you

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Going to look for the appropriate emoticon.

[kia027]

Re: Good Fences Make Good Neighbors

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Tulip</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Peasie</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Tulip</div><div class="ubbcode-body">past dating experiences with Nigerians. LOL! </div></div>
come wid di story missis </div></div>

I'm going to have to decline because there has been nothing positive or anything that does not support the stereotypes. That means my experiences have co-signed on the stereotypes so I'm not an objective witness.

But suffice it to say, I'd know if I heard a Nigerian clear across the grocery store. I am sure there are some exceptions, etc. But uh yeah. </div></div>

Nigerian reputations preceed demselves

[kia027]

Re: Good Fences Make Good Neighbors

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Tulip</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Kia</div><div class="ubbcode-body">maybe he likes you

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Going to look for the appropriate emoticon. </div></div>


cho just share the story

[Marilyn]

Re: Good Fences Make Good Neighbors

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Tulip</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Kia</div><div class="ubbcode-body">maybe he likes you

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Going to look for the appropriate emoticon. </div></div>We don't have that middle finga one, but we need eeee

[Magician]

Re: Good Fences Make Good Neighbors

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Tulip</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Do you believe this is a true statement?
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Yes man! I never understood how some people can live without a fence around fi dem yard.
When Hurricane Wilma mash up all my fence dem, first talk with the neighbours was about getting a new fence!

When I first bought my house, my non-Jamaican neighbour tried to convince me (unsuccessfully) to chop down the ackee tree that just
on the border but on my side.
Is the fence that stop him from chopping it himself since really and truly half the tree top is on his side. And since him seh
ackee a pizon all him getting is the seeds dropping and a whole bag a leaves (one annoying trait of ackee trees).

He has since gave up on his ackee-tree hateration but my good-good fence keeping him at bay from temptation!

Must have a proper fence. Nuttin nuh name &quot;invisible fence&quot;
No sah!

[Bizzy]

Re: Good Fences Make Good Neighbors

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Peasie</div><div class="ubbcode-body">oh.

Tulip

we prefer the use of mzungu or oyinbo around here </div></div>

[j-kid]

Re: Good Fences Make Good Neighbors

Mine yuh neiba noh sneek pisen yuh ackee tree inna di miggle ah di nite yuh noh?

[Magician]

Re: Good Fences Make Good Neighbors

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: J kid</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Mine yuh neiba noh sneek pisen yuh ackee tree inna di miggle ah di nite yuh noh? </div></div>

Mi neva tink bout dat eno!
But dem is good ppl still so mi nuh too too concern.
Mi offa cook dem ackee an saltfish one time fi convert dem, but dem nuh business.

[R_C]

Re: Good Fences Make Good Neighbors

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Magix</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Must have a proper fence. Nuttin nuh name &quot;invisible fence&quot; No sah! </div></div>

I agree 1000%...especially when it comes to people an dem dyamn dawg.

I could tell stories bout me an these crazy people but I know di dog lover dem here will be all over it.

[Peasie]

Re: Good Fences Make Good Neighbors

woof woof

[R_C]

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[j-kid]

Re: Good Fences Make Good Neighbors

Fi mi nosey neighba mus tink sey mi anti-social. A pure long distance wave mi gi dem while walking fast from di mailbox, plus mi put up cameras tuh. Dem stay di he... off ah mi property.

Mi ah look out di window wan day an si Wan ah di neighba dem walk dem dawg ova tu di neighba in front ah dem an let di dog crap deh (pan di City's right-of-way) an dem neva pick ie up. Dem mi notice afta dat sey ah regular ting wid dem fi duh ah evening time.

[Magician]

Re: Good Fences Make Good Neighbors

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: J kid</div><div class="ubbcode-body">plus mi put up cameras tuh</div></div>



Yuh know mi did a try catch de smaddy weh teef mi cane last month.
But mi neva did tink fi put up cyamra.

Instead mi a put de flashlight and mi lass next to sliding door an
ready fi action when dem come again fi mi cane round de back.

But instead smaddy knock down de bucket weh mi put pon de driveway
afta mi seal it and counta how mi did tink seh a teef, mi run out
wid mi lass up inna de air and flash de light inna de ppl dem hize
but is only some granny a drive. Lawks yuh shoulda seen de terra in
her hize when she spot de madman a come fi chop her!

[Tulip]

Re: Good Fences Make Good Neighbors

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Marilyn</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Tulip</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Kia</div><div class="ubbcode-body">maybe he likes you

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Going to look for the appropriate emoticon. </div></div>We don't have that middle finga one, but we need eeee </div></div>

I know a system of dashes and dots but it makes it way too big fit the job.

[Tulip]

Re: Good Fences Make Good Neighbors

So the invisible fence is a figment of my imagination?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Magix</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Tulip</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Do you believe this is a true statement?
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Yes man! I never understood how some people can live without a fence around fi dem yard.
When Hurricane Wilma mash up all my fence dem, first talk with the neighbours was about getting a new fence!

When I first bought my house, my non-Jamaican neighbour tried to convince me (unsuccessfully) to chop down the ackee tree that just
on the border but on my side.
Is the fence that stop him from chopping it himself since really and truly half the tree top is on his side. And since him seh
ackee a pizon all him getting is the seeds dropping and a whole bag a leaves (one annoying trait of ackee trees).

He has since gave up on his ackee-tree hateration but my good-good fence keeping him at bay from temptation!

Must have a proper fence. Nuttin nuh name &quot;invisible fence&quot;
No sah! </div></div>