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Mi sey dis marning mi si Jesas wid mi own 2 yeye. Yes!
Mi on mi way a drap aff mi daughta a daycare an go mek wan bad step an slip and di sidewalk split mi toenail right down di miggle
Mi sey at dat Moment mi si wan man wid lang curly hair wearing gladiators and mi know dat had to bi Jesas. Mi sey di sinting HAT yuh si. Mi mumma teet!!
Di daycare provider was mi Dacta dis marning .. Mi all a bleed ina di woman place but shi was nice and bandage up mi toe.
Well mi try mi bess fi walk ina di office stocious but dat ain't happening. 
Wooiiiimi toe a hat mi!
How unu doing BTW? .. mi cyan kip up wid unu dese days seka wok a kill mi.
Mi sey dis marning mi si Jesas wid mi own 2 yeye. Yes!
Mi on mi way a drap aff mi daughta a daycare an go mek wan bad step an slip and di sidewalk split mi toenail right down di miggle
Mi sey at dat Moment mi si wan man wid lang curly hair wearing gladiators and mi know dat had to bi Jesas. Mi sey di sinting HAT yuh si.
Mi mumma teet!!Di daycare provider was mi Dacta dis marning .. Mi all a bleed ina di woman place but shi was nice and bandage up mi toe.
Well mi try mi bess fi walk ina di office stocious but dat ain't happening. Wooiiiimi toe a hat mi!How unu doing BTW? .. mi cyan kip up wid unu dese days seka wok a kill mi.
.. Mi know sey yuh is well wise ..can yuh please translate. 
Mi neva experience any milk or such tings spilling ova mi enoh. Just di blood of Jesas I felt 
....An to mek it wussara....di secan time mi buck it, is when mi juss done soak di sed toe eena some epsom salt an a goh fi empty di basin...di dyamn toe noh buck up pan di bawtchroom door!...I said mi bawl, mi bawl, mi bawl....all now di toe noh come good...it did black and blue fi a while...mi sure seh mi frackcha it...but dem seh it juss haffi tan deh an heal... 
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