Mi si Jesas dis marning!

[Wendy]

Re: Mi si Jesas dis marning!

Marning to all mah buck toe posse ((Jambrit, Tulip)))

Ms Exced it still wrap up .. Yesterday when I pulled off the bandage I cannot believe there is still bleeding going on. No man..mi mite havi goh get rekanstructian operation an get a bran new secan han toe .. LOL A joke. It not hurting but it looks pretty bad same way. Yes mi in flats tidey ..mi jus fling an jeans fi work today an casual it out.

Now mi daughta almost mek mi loose mi religian wey mi jus fine yessiday When she comes home with cuts when mi a nurse it mi always a tell har to be careful so she doesn’t fall and hurt herself again.

So yessiday when mi a nurse di toe and wrap it etc.. She sey to mi ina har broken english <span style="font-style: italic">“Mommy see I didn’t get no cut, because I careful and you not careful</span>”. An have di nerve fi a laff.

Mi sey mi noh like dat lickle girl enoh. Talk bout salt ina buck toe wound..


BTW Tulip - it hard fi mi noh si joke ina everyting. Lafta a di best medicine ina dis worl.

[Wendy]

Re: Mi si Jesas dis marning!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SweetSsop</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Wendy wha mek u a blame de sidewalk
u betta pray sey u noh get a bill
sayka u muss buss up de side walk wid you toe </div></div>

Sweets – mi returned to the scene of the crime dis marning an no damage done to di sidewalk ..thank you Yuh head big like breadfruit

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Click to reveal.. <input type="button" class="form-button" value="Show me!" onclick="toggle_spoiler(this, 'Yikes, my eyes!', 'Show me!')" /></div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div style="display: none;">Dam woman mek mi ketch mi fraid sey mi buss up di people dem sidewalk fi troot </div></div></div>

[JamBrit]

Re: Mi si Jesas dis marning!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: WeNdY</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Marning to all mah buck toe posse ((Jambrit, Tulip)))</div></div>

Mawnin Bucksy....

[JamBrit]

Re: Mi si Jesas dis marning!

...or is it &quot;Ms. Buckstress&quot;...

Noh mine yah...mi name &quot;Bucksinella&quot;....

[X]

Re: Mi si Jesas dis marning!

aie! u meck mi cringe..
hush sis.. just soak it inna white rum and you'll be good to go..

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: WeNdY</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> Marning all

Mi sey dis marning mi si Jesas wid mi own 2 yeye. Yes!
Mi on mi way a drap aff mi daughta a daycare an go mek wan bad step an slip and di sidewalk split mi toenail right down di miggle

Mi sey at dat Moment mi si wan man wid lang curly hair wearing gladiators and mi know dat had to bi Jesas. Mi sey di sinting HAT yuh si. Mi mumma teet!!

Di daycare provider was mi Dacta dis marning .. Mi all a bleed ina di woman place but shi was nice and bandage up mi toe. Well mi try mi bess fi walk ina di office stocious but dat ain't happening. Wooiiiimi toe a hat mi!


How unu doing BTW? .. mi cyan kip up wid unu dese days seka wok a kill mi. </div></div>

[FinanciallySmart]

Re: Mi si Jesas dis marning!

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lmao lmao

[missus_vegas]

Re: Mi si Jesas dis marning!

Wendy it hatta dan baby pains

hush...mi can imagine di helleva kick u gi di poor sidewalk. mi granny wat if a did smadd buck up inna? yuh woulda mus charge fi murda

cant imagine dem deh tuff foot deh a rub up pan u a nite time? fi u sheet dem muss tear up tear up

[Hush Darlin]

Re: Mi si Jesas dis marning!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: WeNdY</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SweetSsop</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Wendy wha mek u a blame de sidewalk
u betta pray sey u noh get a bill
sayka u muss buss up de side walk wid you toe </div></div>

Sweets – mi returned to the scene of the crime dis marning an no damage done to di sidewalk ..thank you Yuh head big like breadfruit

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Click to reveal.. <input type="button" class="form-button" value="Show me!" onclick="toggle_spoiler(this, 'Yikes, my eyes!', 'Show me!')" /></div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div style="display: none;">Dam woman mek mi ketch mi fraid sey mi buss up di people dem sidewalk fi troot </div></div></div> </div></div>
u can tan dey dem fis it up lass nite
and dem a go sen de bill in de mail
dem sey u dig a six inch deep hole by 12 inches wide wid you toe nail

[Hush Darlin]

Re: Mi si Jesas dis marning!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Vegas</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Wendy it hatta dan baby pains

hush...mi can imagine di helleva kick u gi di poor sidewalk. mi granny wat if a did smadd buck up inna? yuh woulda mus charge fi murda

cant imagine dem deh tuff foot deh a rub up pan u a nite time? fi u sheet dem muss tear up tear up </div></div>
oh dear laawd a heaben
mi sure sey fite a go brukk out een a yah fe dis

[Peasie]

Re: Mi si Jesas dis marning!

Riggle mi dis, riggle mi dat, guess dis riggle or p'raps nat...

What goes

Laaawd oh, <span style="font-style: italic">step</span>
Sweet Jeezas, <span style="font-style: italic">step</span>
Merciful Fawda Fren, <span style="font-style: italic">step</span>
Come awf di crass Jeezas an savest thou me, <span style="font-style: italic">step</span>
Mi mummah, <span style="font-style: italic">step</span>
, <span style="font-style: italic">step</span>
, <span style="font-style: italic">step</span>
Mine di Toe, mine di Toe ,<span style="font-style: italic">step</span>
Badwud badwud , <span style="font-style: italic">step</span>
Forgivest thou me Sweet Jeezas , <span style="font-style: italic">step</span>
Thou art my rack an my strent , <span style="font-style: italic">step</span>
Ah gwine shat dat gyal a bax if shi laff aftah mi <span style="font-style: italic">step</span>
Testest thou me dear Massa Gad? , <span style="font-style: italic">step</span>


Answer:

Wendy walking.

[Hush Darlin]

Re: Mi si Jesas dis marning!

ROTFLMAO
Peasie noh kill me in yah dis mawnin

[Wendy]

Re: Mi si Jesas dis marning!

Mi naah laff wid none a unu inyah no more … dis libatty teking is getting outta han now man!

**<span style="font-style: italic">Try mek up screw face.. holding back di laff ..holding ..holding..hol…</span>**

BOADWL LMAOPUMS

Whew! …now dat mi get dat outta mi sistem. Peasie, Sweetsop and Vegas – get thee behind me Satans . I have seen the cometh of the Lord and I am not gwine to backslide seka a unu inequities and evil. Di Lord has anointest mi big toe with his mercy and I beseech unu an pray dat some breeda bad obeah shall falla unu all di days of unu lives. In the name of Jesas- my rock and my salivation. Hamen!

[Tulip]

Re: Mi si Jesas dis marning!

Afternoon Wendy. What's good? Where your toenail at today?

[britisha]

Re: Mi si Jesas dis marning!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: WeNdY</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> Marning all

Mi sey dis marning mi si Jesas wid mi own 2 yeye. Yes!
Mi on mi way a drap aff mi daughta a daycare an go mek wan bad step an slip and di sidewalk split mi toenail right down di miggle

Mi sey at dat Moment mi si wan man wid lang curly hair wearing gladiators and mi know dat had to bi Jesas. Mi sey di sinting HAT yuh si. Mi mumma teet!!

Di daycare provider was mi Dacta dis marning .. Mi all a bleed ina di woman place but shi was nice and bandage up mi toe. Well mi try mi bess fi walk ina di office stocious but dat ain't happening. Wooiiiimi toe a hat mi!


How unu doing BTW? .. mi cyan kip up wid unu dese days seka wok a kill mi. </div></div>

So mi noh hear di magic words yet Wendy?


Di time yuh deyah a mek dem laff aftah yuh mi 'ope yuh si wan barr-i-stah...err Attorney at Law, tek pickshahs aff yuh toe an di sidewalk befoe dem fix ie...mek sure yuh si wan dacktah fi dockumentashan, baawl cow baawling fi pain [fur ie look like seh a ongle dat yuh agguh compensated fa....pain an suffaring, hanless yuh noh wuk fi few days.. and yuh know di ress...


...magic word...SUE SUE SUE SUE SUE...yuh can mek monie affa dat toe an den yuh wi haff di lass laff...


..an truss mi...mi know di pain. di toe pain fram jab acksident... so all a oonoh whey a laff, oonoh juss kirrout!!

<span style="color: #000099">...it IS a new day, thank you for your mercies Lord....haff a great day !!</span>