Only in Jamaica - Hillarious Security Advisories

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Jamaica Observer

Friday, August 13, 2010


THE St Catherine North Police have released the names of members of the Klansman and One Order gangs who they want to question ....

The Klansman members are:

Howard Jackson otherwise called ‘Thirty’

Novado Hodges otherwise called Novado

Simeon Elwig otherwise called Simeon

Joel Jennings otherwise called ‘J J’

Glenton Anderson otherwise called ‘Brown Man’

The One Order members are:

Michael Maragh otherwise called ‘Coolie Micky’

Rohan Hope otherwise called ‘Placka’

Everton Minott otherwise called Rado

Marvin Baker otherwise called ‘Chiney Man’

These Klansman and One Order members are asked to immediately turn themselves in to the Spanish Town Police Station.

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<span style="font-size: 17pt"><span style="color: #990000">Bloodbath - 11-year-old girl among 8 victims of massacre</span></span>

Police seek gangsters for Tredegar Park massacre

BY COREY ROBINSON Observer staff reporter [email protected]

Saturday, August 14, 2010

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THE shock and horror of the savagery unleashed by marauding gunmen on Tredegar Park, Spanish Town, St Catherine early yesterday morning was still vividly displayed on the faces of residents at mid-morning.

The fearful residents huddled in tight groups as they discussed the brutal murders of eight of their neighbours, among them 11-year-old Alexifia Anderson.

A female resident of Tredegar Park is in tears as she leaves the section of the community where eight of her neighbours were murdered by criminal gunmen early yesterday morning. (Photo: Lionel Rookwood)
Assistant Police Commissioner Les Green at the scene where eight people where shot dead in Tredegar Park yesterday.
Retired Senior Superintendent Reneto Adams speaks to Jamaica Defence Force soldiers who stood guard as investigators processed premises where eight persons were murdered yesterday morning. (Photos: Lionel Rookwood)
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Shortly after 1:00 yesterday afternoon, police identified the other dead persons as Alexifia's mother Hopelin Dennis, 43; her sister Nekfifa Anderson, 23; and her brother Joel Anderson.

The others, who were killed on separate premises, were identified as Eldon Heron, 60; his son, Eldon Heron Jnr, 38; Gary Stewart, 22; and Orrett Miller, 26. Another male was also hospitalised in serious condition for gunshot wounds.

The police reported that two of the gunmen said to be involved in the early morning massacre were killed in a shoot-out. Police identified them as Jerome Williams, and a man known only as 'Kevin' or 'Bilbo', who they said were members of the 'Clansman' gang, which operates in Spanish Town.

Residents of Tredegar Park said about 20 armed men, dressed in dark-coloured clothing, invaded sections of the community known as Monkey Town and Backbush where they opened fire on several homes, then set fire to some about 1:00 am.

&quot;Is pure head shot them give everybody in mi family. Mi go in there go see Joey on the ground; him get one of the shots in him back, and look like he was trying to call someone on his phone,&quot; said a man who identified himself as Hopelin Dennis' son.

&quot;Nekfifa get shot on the bed between the baby them. And me go in there go see my mother crawling under the bed. She never dead yet; she get shot somewhere 'roun here,&quot; the man added, pointing to the back of his head.

&quot;It look like the baby (Alexifia) jump up when she hear the shot them, and the bwoy them just put it on her same time,&quot; he added, tears welling up in his eyes.

The residents said the thugs then went to another premises where others were shot, before moving on to other houses where they sprayed bullets indiscriminately.

Two men luckily escaped with their lives after the hoodlums barged into their premises and stole several electrical appliances before setting the building on fire.

&quot;If we never run through the back you would come see us lay down in there,&quot; said one of the men, recounting his ordeal.

Investigators were yesterday seeking five men, who they identified only by their aliases: 'Ears man', 'Deo', 'Fire Tail', 'Zeeks', and 'Isley Williams', in relation to the massacre, and said they would also like to speak with Clansman members Howard Jackson, otherwise called 'Thirty'; Novado Hodges; Simeon Elwig; Joel Jennings; and Glenton Anderson, otherwise called 'Brown'.

They are also asking Michael Maragh, otherwise called 'Coolie Mickey'; Rohan Hope, otherwise called 'Placka'; Everton Minott, otherwise called 'Rado'; and Marvin Baker, otherwise called 'Chiney', to report to the Spanish Town Police Station.

Yesterday, retired senior superintendent Reneto Adams, who visited the murder scene, was begged by fearful residents to assist them in ridding the area of criminals.

Adams said he was there to offer condolences to the affected families, and urged the police not to relent until the perpetrators are killed.

&quot;I heard that two (gunmen) have been killed; they had their day in court,&quot; said Adams. &quot;I hope the other three have their days in court; if you want me to be more explicit, have them found and killed,&quot; he said.

[Tropicana]

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Peasie, you're clearly pretending. Everybody knows that Bob Marley was living in Trench Town before he moved to Hope Road. At the time the property called Island House was owned by Chris Blackwell. Cindy was boarding in the cottage at the back. She was living there before Bob moved in. EVERYBODY knows that. When Cindi and Bob met, he was still living in Trench Town. I'm just stating a well known fact and it shows that:

&quot;Chips never fly far from the block.&quot;

[Tropicana]

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Leddidh, those names you posted are I guess I am the only Jamaican who didn't get a nickname and one of the few Jamaican female babies who didn't get her ears pierced. *sigh* All the other relatives have them.

[Leddih]

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Cow Shot


Police shoot suspect 'Cow' dead

BSI probing incident

Jamaica Observer

Friday, August 27, 2010


THE Bureau of Special Investigations (BSI) is probing an incident in which the police fatally shot Carlton Daley, otherwise called ‘Cow’, a 32-year-old labourer of Canaan Heights, Clarendon, about 5:00 am today.

Police said that they retrieved a .38 Smith and Wesson revolver with serial number RCU5941, and five .38 cartridges from the scene.

[Leddih]

Oochi Kong and Dolly Man

Maybe &quot;Dolly Man&quot; loves to hammer his women into shape like &quot;you know who&quot;.



Wanted by Portmore Police

Jamaica Observer

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

INVESTIGATORS from the St Catherine South Police Division have identified 10 individuals as persons of interest in the division.

They are:

1. ‘Cuz’ — real name unknown. The police want to question ‘Cuz’ in relation to the shooting incident yesterday in Hellshire Park as they believe he might be of assistance.

2. Andre ‘Oochi Kong’ Thomas of the Rasta City Gang.

3. Elrado Rochester of the Rasta City Gang.

4. Oshane McLean of the Rasta City Gang.

5. Marvin ‘Kimar’ Bingham of the Rasta City Gang.

6. Theophilus Pennicooke of the Rasta City Gang.

7. Odaro ‘Thick Man’ Wedderburn of the Wedderburn Gang.

8. Sadio ‘Dolly Man’ or ‘Puray’ Coombs of the Wedderburn Gang.

9. Germain ‘Bones’ or ‘Pree Dem’ Strachan of the Wederburn Gang.

10. Odane ‘Criminal’ Pike of the Wedderburn Gang.

These men must report to the 100 Man Station in Portmore by 9:00 am tomorrow.

[Leddih]

Dog Paw

I hear that he is in custody while his baby mama is in labour.