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<span style="font-weight: bold">A Jamaican man coming to the US for the first time went into a Jamaican restaurant and asked the waitress 'what kinda a Jamaican food unno sell?.'
To which the waiter replied
'Well we have ox tail, curried goat curry chicken tripe & beans cook-up salt fish and ackee & salt fish.
'Tell de man them seh give me one ox tail dinner wid some curry goat gravy.
What kinda Jamaican drinks you have?
Ginger beer, sorrel, lemonade, magnum, front end lifter, agony and coconut water.
Give me one large ginger beer.
What kinda desert you have?
We have potato pudding, blue draws corn pudding.
Aright give me two slices of di pitata pudding. and mi want di same thing to go.
After he was finished eating he asked the waiter for the bill which came to forty two dollars.
He took out a Jamaican $1000.00 dollar bill placed it on the counter and told the waiter to keep di change.
The waiter was furious and told the man we don't take Jamaican money here.
The man replied ' mi come in yah and nyam Jamaican food, drink Jamaican drinks and eat Jamaican desert.
If yu nuh waan di Jamaican dollars, den tek dung the raaaa sign outa door weh seh JAMAICAN RESTAURANT.
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<span style="font-weight: bold">A Jamaican man coming to the US for the first time went into a Jamaican restaurant and asked the waitress 'what kinda a Jamaican food unno sell?.'
To which the waiter replied
'Well we have ox tail, curried goat curry chicken tripe & beans cook-up salt fish and ackee & salt fish.
'Tell de man them seh give me one ox tail dinner wid some curry goat gravy.
What kinda Jamaican drinks you have?
Ginger beer, sorrel, lemonade, magnum, front end lifter, agony and coconut water.
Give me one large ginger beer.
What kinda desert you have?
We have potato pudding, blue draws corn pudding.
Aright give me two slices of di pitata pudding. and mi want di same thing to go.
After he was finished eating he asked the waiter for the bill which came to forty two dollars.
He took out a Jamaican $1000.00 dollar bill placed it on the counter and told the waiter to keep di change.
The waiter was furious and told the man we don't take Jamaican money here.
The man replied ' mi come in yah and nyam Jamaican food, drink Jamaican drinks and eat Jamaican desert.
If yu nuh waan di Jamaican dollars, den tek dung the raaaa sign outa door weh seh JAMAICAN RESTAURANT.
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