Lunch Room

[R_C]

Ok, this is just a personal beef of mine that I’m gong to get off my chest before mi go ah work tomorrow.

First of all to begin with, if you know that the fridge is the size that is usually bought by a typical family an is more than 20 a wi in the office, why would you by GALLON sized milk and juice to pack up di rahtid shelf dem an tek up all that space ?

Where is this practice of leaving used cup, plate and utensils in the sink coming from ? Is the dishwashing fairy supposed to visit and wash them for you? And aren’t you disgusted by the thought that people are washing their hands and God knows what else over your things?

Inevitably wherever I work, the sign : “Please do not eat food that does not belong to you” is posted on the fridge door. Why is it that people who seem perfectly competent at the jobs they perform at their desks seem to lose so many IQ points when they enter the lunch room that they have to be told to leave mi sandwich an mi drink alone?

Stop asking me what I am eating. Please.

As for those who go “shopping” in the kitchenette before going home at the end of the day. You should be ashamed of yourself for asking your kid where he got that extra pen from when he comes home from school….as you take the sugar and plastic utensils that you stole from work out of your car.

A special place in hell should be reserved for 1. Those who cook fish in the microwave and 2. the ones who set off the fire alarm with popcorn at least two or three times a year.

[Compry]

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Mi and Rollin_Calf work di same place

I won't even tell you what they did with my jar of peanut butter. I was on fast for a week, then went away for a few days, went back to work last Tuesday ready fi mek toast and peanut butter. When I picked up the jar it came up very fast. Look in the jar and dem eat mi peanut butta and left likkle inna di battam.

[j-kid]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Rollin_Calf</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
why would you by GALLON sized milk and juice to pack up di rahtid shelf dem an tek up all that space?

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Here is how yuh fix dar rahtid nonsense!

Tek di (plastic) gallon bottle an stick it inna di freezer section. Dat wi fix di ediat wen dem com fi pour out som ah di liquid.

[j-kid]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Compray</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> Look in the jar and dem eat mi peanut butta and left likkle inna di battam. </div></div>

Dem probably stuck dem fingah dem in deh fi get it out. Whe yuh duh wid di res

[johnnycakes]

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If you have a situation where someone is eating your lunch or someone else's lunch on a regular basis, you need to get to the drugstore and get a powerful laxative with a taste that can be disguised by the very attractive food that you mix it into.

Make sure that the food is of a size that it will all get eaten and make sure the dosage is large enough and fast acting enough so that anyone who ingests your special lunch can be seen heading at a very rapid pace for the toilet within the working time of the laxative used.
Also be sure to not use a dose that would be injurious.


You can also buy a suitable sandwich at a nice sandwich ship that is highly regarded by most and having that sandwich in a bag with the shop's name on the outside. It's a sure way to ensure that a food thief will go for it.


Part II

Remove all toilet paper from the rest rooms OR dip the ends of each roll in Grace hot pepper sauce.

[Compry]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: J kid</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Compray</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> Look in the jar and dem eat mi peanut butta and left likkle inna di battam. </div></div>

Dem probably stuck dem fingah dem in deh fi get it out. Whe yuh duh wid di res </div></div>

It deh same place in di fridge. I have a new jar that I'm bringing in tomorrow.

[Wahalla]

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Bwoy unno life fulla drama... Well the only thing I use the fridge for is every friday..a local fisherman comes in at 10 am and we buy our week supply of fish!!!! All of us at the office do this...

For lunch I go to a resturant...or the local sushi bar.. On my last contract we had a 4 star resturant in the basement..

[Pepper]

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@ this thread.

JCakes and JKid, me fraid a di two a unno.

RCalf, me hear yuh, especially pon di fish in di microwave ting.

[R_C]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Pepper</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> RCalf, me hear yuh, especially pon di fish in di microwave ting. </div></div>

now for example, mi like sardine as much as di nex man but... I'm juss saying.... certain tings yuh fi kip a yuh yard man

[Tulip]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Rollin_Calf</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Why is it that people who seem perfectly competent at the jobs they perform at their desks seem to lose so many IQ point when they enter the lunch room that they have to be told to leave mi sandwich an mi drink alone?</div></div>

BOAL @ this part. Do you know someone actually opened my tupperware dish and took the tomatoes out my salad? Do you hear what I am telling you? Somebody picked through my food with their paws.

It was a lonnnng time before I put anything in the refrigerator after that.

Usually in my office it is the frozen meals that get stolen which takes a lot of nerve because they have to put the box in the trash and microwave it. The chances of getting caught doing that are exponentially higher than a snatch and run.

[Tulip]

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Also about the burnt popcorn. There are a few rules for popcorn:

1. If it is a new microwave to you, stand guard until you hear a couple of seconds between pops and open that door immediately. Note how many minutes it took to finish.

2. Now that you know how long it takes to pop, put that time on the microwave every time. There is no need to put the recommended time printed on the bag like you're brand new.

3. If you change to a new brand then go back up to 1 and repeat.

[nattydreadgirl]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Tulip</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Also about the burnt popcorn. There are a few rules for popcorn:

1. If it is a new microwave to you, stand guard until you hear a couple of seconds between pops and open that door immediately. Note how many minutes it took to finish.

2. Now that you know how long it takes to pop, put that time on the microwave every time. There is no need to put the recommended time printed on the bag like you're brand new.

3. If you change to a new brand then go back up to 1 and repeat.
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I need to print a copy of this and post in ON the microwave at work, because it is the same couple of idiots smelling up the office with their burnt popcorn.

[Peasie]

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Put your food in a brown paper bag. Label it &quot;medical sample.&quot;

[Hush Darlin]

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laawd dsi remine mi of a story mi cousin tell me
she was going to teachers college and she had a friend who use to liek chocolate icecream and each time she buys any and put in the fridge at their dorm it would get eaten
adn every one would deny eating it
my cousin dont eat anything chocolate so she told her friend she should buy some brooklax (it use to be a popular laxative back in the day and it was chocolate flavour) and mix it up with the ice cream and she would find out who was eating her icecream
and sure enough the friend die exactly that and yes the theif did have running belly
and from that day her icecream was never eaten again

[Hush Darlin]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Rollin_Calf</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Ok, this is just a personal beef of mine that I’m gong to get off my chest before mi go ah work tomorrow.


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<span style="font-weight: bold">Where is this practice of leaving used cup, plate and utensils in the sink coming from ? Is the dishwashing fairy supposed to visit and wash them for you? And aren’t you disgusted by the thought that people are washing their hands and God knows what else over your things?</span>

Inevitably wherever I work, the sign : “Please do not eat food that does not belong to you” is posted on the fridge door. Why is it that people who seem perfectly competent at the jobs they perform at their desks seem to lose so many IQ points when they enter the lunch room that they have to be told to leave mi sandwich an mi drink alone?

Stop asking me what I am eating. Please.

As for those who go “shopping” in the kitchenette before going home at the end of the day. You should be ashamed of yourself for asking your kid where he got that extra pen from when he comes home from school….as you take the sugar and plastic utensils that you stole from work out of your car.

A special place in hell should be reserved for 1. Those who cook fish in the microwave and 2. the ones who set off the fire alarm with popcorn at least two or three times a year. </div></div>
that is a common practice at my workplace too and I will see some of them jus take out a spoon or fork and jus run it under water and jus use it
mi jus smh wen mi see dem dweet