Lunch Room

[Compry]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nunya</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Compray</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> When I picked up the jar it came up very fast. </div></div>

It came up very fast A dead... </div></div>

Sadly yes. Yuh neva guh fi pick up someting dat yuh thought dere was some weight tuh only fi find out sey ie empty but after yuh done put alla yuh muscle inna it?

[Tulip]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: WeNdY</div><div class="ubbcode-body">...This man literally cooks RAW STEAK and BEEF ina di Microwave..RAW I SAID – <span style="font-size: 14pt">RAW</span> ..straight outta di container from the supermarket...</div></div>

I have pretty good tolerance for most anything that people are re-heating, but this &quot;steak directly out the pack&quot; is taking it too far.

This new QA guy used to microwave a can of salmon twice a day, and he sat in a cube which is where he would take it back to eat. Just open up the can, drop it a bowl, microwave it, and head back to his desk, mash it out the can shape with a fork, and eat.

He never even made it through the probationary period, and I bet he still is wondering why. (Georgia is a right to work state.) He really took it too far as well.

[Peasie]

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Since di &quot;medical sample&quot; naw goh wuk, yuh haffi ramp up di labeling

Whatever you put in the communal refrigerator, label it &quot;Raw Sheep Eyes.&quot; If Jamaica is your work site, then a simple &quot;Donkey Buddy&quot; will do. Not only will no one touch your lunch, you will have the entire fridge to yourself. Unless you work in some exotic location like Derek

[Wendy]

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.. Now why mi a tink sey nat evn dat wi deter di wretch dem. More so dem may even more curious an tek a peek

[Wendy]

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Tulip – I thought I had seen it all til mi come here and si dat. Every time mi si im ina di break room lunch time mi know what is about to go down an mi literally hurry outta di kitchen. I saw it once and that’s all I needed to see

[mountaingal]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: WeNdY</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Tulip – I thought I had seen it all til mi come here and si dat. Every time mi si im ina di break room lunch time mi know what is about to go down an mi literally hurry outta di kitchen. I saw it once and that’s all I needed to see

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maybe the office should put together and buy him some seasoning fi di beef fi disguise de cooking smell.

[R_C]

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Have his mercy, it look like di whole a wi work a di same place !!!


<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Peasie</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Put your food in a brown paper bag. Label it &quot;medical sample.&quot; </div></div>

Now I didn't see it but I was told that someone here did indeed put a real medical sample (it was apparently a &quot;24 collection&quot;.....don't ask) here in our fridge. There was much drama that day.

(<span style="font-size: 8pt">It wasn't in a paper bag</span>)

[Wendy]

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MG -

Wellll speak of the devil..mi was headed to the rest room and when mi paas di kitchen guess who was in line waiting on the microwave??

yes im same wan ..wid a tuppaware of raw ground beef
No man ... WTH?????

[Bizzy]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Rollin_Calf</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Ok,
As for those who go “shopping” in the kitchenette before going home at the end of the day. You should be ashamed of yourself for asking your kid where he got that extra pen from when he comes home from school….as you take the sugar and plastic utensils that you stole from work out of your car.

A special place in hell should be reserved for 2. the ones who set off the fire alarm with popcorn at least two or three times a year. </div></div>

waaaaiieeee a dead, i c the above alot where i work... RollinCalf

[Bizzy]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: CeaBee</div><div class="ubbcode-body">it harder fi mek a dramatic exit when u haffi lugga lugga fridge behind you

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dem say is fire hazard an watnot fi ha fridge 2 your desk/office...

[Bizzy]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Peasie</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Since di &quot;medical sample&quot; naw goh wuk, yuh haffi ramp up di labeling

Whatever you put in the communal refrigerator, label it &quot;Raw Sheep Eyes.&quot; If Jamaica is your work site, then a simple &quot;Donkey Buddy&quot; will do. Not only will no one touch your lunch, you will have the entire fridge to yourself. Unless you work in some exotic location like Derek </div></div> LOL. nuff yaadie wuk yah to

[j-kid]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: WeNdY</div><div class="ubbcode-body">..some Fyah hazard business dem a talk bout </div></div>

Yes, dem ah try sey if yuh bring it in, yuh run di risk ah getting Fyad, which could bi hazardous tuh yuh health?!

[j-kid]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Compray</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
It came up very fast A dead...

Sadly yes. Yuh neva guh fi pick up someting dat yuh thought dere was some weight tuh only fi find out sey ie empty but after yuh done put alla yuh muscle inna it? </div></div>

Yes, like wen wi did small, an mi bredda did use fi suck out di consended milk, an put back di empty can inna di fridge!

Wi parents neva did find it too funny ahtall, ahtall.

[seemiyah]

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LOL oonu is funny! I label my stuff but its mainly drinks cause I just leave my food out on the desk, four hours is not long enough for things I carry to spoil so dem would have to come into my office to tief it. We do have two tables in the breakroom and the rule is if you put food on any of those tables it is communal food, and dis man say him rest him sandwich on it fi go to di bathroom and when him come back him sandwich gone..

Oh wait and I like when dem send out di indignant email to the entire staff to say somebody tief dem tings out di fridge

[Wendy]

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LOL @ igdignant email

Oh Mi figet all dis to ...wan smaddy have dem Britta water filter bakle ina di Fridge a tek up half a door space. An dat not come out none a tall. Di person all have note to the cleaning staff pan it nat to dash it wey when dem clean di Fridge. Now yuh tell mi .. Dem seem to nat understand what this communal fridge is all about cause it look like some a dem tink sey a fi dem Fridge an everybady else a invite demsleves in