<span style="font-style: italic">Disclaimer: please don't laff at this threaad...smaddie might benefit fram di infamashun</span>..okay laff hiff yuh want..
...mi decide fi fine sinting fi duh...
Mi decide fi iron, duh some ironing wid iron board and iron...
Mi menshaning dis becozz mi became super paranoid ovah di bedbug epidemic...an mi know di value of 'STEAM'...mi decide fi iron whole heap a sinting especialy clothes whey mi wear pan di bus ...cheapah fi tek bus dan pay over 12 dollahs per howah fi paawk...mi did pani when mi si wan teenajah kakroach pan di bus lass year..
So mi deyah a hiron while lissn'n tuh di jamaican radio an getting therapy
fram di repetitive motion fram sliding di iron...
Mi did haff wan co-worker whey did married to wan docktah whey used to tell mi seh shi hiron dung to har bath towels..
guess shi waan mek sure shi get any bacteria leff ovah fram di laundering..
Steam a tek ovah in di house general cleaning depawtment tuh...di machines now whey dem a sell fi clean dung tuh di counter tops/windows an di like...
aniboddie membah hironing day a yaawd?<span style="font-weight: bold">
laawd wi uniforms used to be so crisp and tidy...</span>
oh, mi still tink ironing/steaming beat dry cleaning which can be very toxic to ppl whey wear chothes whey jry clean...[mi naaah menshan di exorbitant cleanahs bill whey mi pay monthly]
more powah to ironing/steaming..

...mi decide fi fine sinting fi duh...
Mi decide fi iron, duh some ironing wid iron board and iron...
Mi menshaning dis becozz mi became super paranoid ovah di bedbug epidemic...an mi know di value of 'STEAM'...mi decide fi iron whole heap a sinting especialy clothes whey mi wear pan di bus ...cheapah fi tek bus dan pay over 12 dollahs per howah fi paawk...mi did pani when mi si wan teenajah kakroach pan di bus lass year..
So mi deyah a hiron while lissn'n tuh di jamaican radio an getting therapy


Mi did haff wan co-worker whey did married to wan docktah whey used to tell mi seh shi hiron dung to har bath towels..

Steam a tek ovah in di house general cleaning depawtment tuh...di machines now whey dem a sell fi clean dung tuh di counter tops/windows an di like...
aniboddie membah hironing day a yaawd?<span style="font-weight: bold">
laawd wi uniforms used to be so crisp and tidy...</span>
oh, mi still tink ironing/steaming beat dry cleaning which can be very toxic to ppl whey wear chothes whey jry clean...[mi naaah menshan di exorbitant cleanahs bill whey mi pay monthly]
more powah to ironing/steaming..

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