how do I become the next boss of playboy

[neutral]

I want to be the next hugh heffner,I want to lounge around a swimming pool all day,surrounded by beautiful bikini clad girls, and I want to make love to as many of them as possible,....how do I go about this...?

[Wahalla]

Re: how do I become the next boss of playboy

what does the daughter think of this plan ?

[Derek]

Re: how do I become the next boss of playboy

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Natral</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I want to be the next hugh heffner,I want to lounge around a swimming pool all day,surrounded by beautiful bikini clad girls, and I want to make love to as many of them as possible,....how do I go about this...? </div></div>

Launch a dirty magazine, make millions from it and the girls will flock to your yard.

Word of caution: There are plenty of sex mags already out there, so you will need, as we say in advertising, a USP: unique selling proposition.

[neutral]

Re: how do I become the next boss of playboy

She thinks I am very imaginative.

[Suesumba]

Re: how do I become the next boss of playboy

what Derek said ... if you want a real unique USP, i'm perverted enough to think of one for you ...

o i can't wait for you to get 3 kendras

[neutral]

Re: how do I become the next boss of playboy

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Derek</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

Word of caution: There are plenty of sex mags already out there, so you will need, as we say in advertising, a USP: unique selling proposition. </div></div>

That will be my charm,my good looks.....and my third leg.

[Derek]

Re: how do I become the next boss of playboy

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Natral</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Derek</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

Word of caution: There are plenty of sex mags already out there, so you will need, as we say in advertising, a USP: unique selling proposition. </div></div>

That will be my charm,my good looks.....and my third leg. </div></div>

I don't think cricket match photos would be quite as appealing as naked women.

[neutral]

Re: how do I become the next boss of playboy

Lol !