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I got drunk in a bar last night.
Next thing I know a really ugly girl came up and started chatting to me,it didnt take long for me to realise she was not a pretty sight.
By ugly I mean fell off an ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down,....a 20 year old shabba look alike.
She said she was still a virgin and had bruises all over her face where men has been touching her with ten foot barge poles.
What happened..?
She was lead to believe she was coming into the bar to meet a guy she met on jamaicans.com who promised to show her his sausage,
,the next thing she knew he turned up and flopped out a tiny chipolata,his wife turned up and gave him a massive kuff across his jawbone and dragged him out the
bar by his earlobes.
She's been traumatised ever since for five months.
I finished my beer said good luck and staggered out the bar.
You hear about these things but only realise how bad they are when you are
face to face with the victim.
Next thing I know a really ugly girl came up and started chatting to me,it didnt take long for me to realise she was not a pretty sight.
By ugly I mean fell off an ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down,....a 20 year old shabba look alike.
She said she was still a virgin and had bruises all over her face where men has been touching her with ten foot barge poles.
What happened..?
She was lead to believe she was coming into the bar to meet a guy she met on jamaicans.com who promised to show her his sausage,
,the next thing she knew he turned up and flopped out a tiny chipolata,his wife turned up and gave him a massive kuff across his jawbone and dragged him out the
bar by his earlobes.
She's been traumatised ever since for five months.
I finished my beer said good luck and staggered out the bar.
You hear about these things but only realise how bad they are when you are
face to face with the victim.
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