..*stolen joke* "The Husband Store..."

[X]

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

- You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!
- There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
- The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, <span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="text-decoration: underline">but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!</span></span>

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:


<span style="font-weight: bold">Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs </span>
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

<span style="font-weight: bold">Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.</span>
'That's nice,' she thinks, <span style="font-weight: bold">'but I want more.'</span>

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

<span style="font-weight: bold">Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.</span>
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

<span style="font-weight: bold">Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.</span>
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

<span style="font-weight: bold">Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.</span>
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:


<span style="font-weight: bold">Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are <span style="text-decoration: underline">impossible</span> to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.</span>

PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.
<span style="font-style: italic">The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited...</span>

[RichD]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: pleXxed</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.
<span style="font-style: italic">The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited...</span> </div></div>

[Bandana]

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[j-kid]

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[R00TS]

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[quodlibet]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: pleXxed</div><div class="ubbcode-body">...
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.
<span style="font-style: italic">The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited...</span> </div></div>

Umm, they had a second floor?

[X]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Quodlibet</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: pleXxed</div><div class="ubbcode-body">...
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.
<span style="font-style: italic">The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited...</span> </div></div>

Umm, they had a second floor? </div></div>

nuff said ..

[neutral]

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LOL !......very funny,kinda reminded me of this one..........






A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into the clouds. As any of us would do, he climbed the ladder. He reached a cloud, upon which sat a rather plump and very ugly woman.

&quot;Make love to me or climb the ladder to success,&quot; she said.

No contest, thought the man, so he climbed the ladder to the next cloud. On this cloud was a slightly thinner woman, who was slightly easier on the eye.

&quot;Make love to me or climb the ladder to success,&quot; she said.

&quot;Well,&quot; thought the man, &quot;might as well carry on.&quot;

On the next cloud was an even more attractive lady who, this time, was quite attractive.

&quot;Make love to me now or climb the ladder to success,&quot; she uttered.

As he turned her down and went on up the ladder, the man thought to himself that this was getting better the further he went. On the next cloud was an absolute beauty. Slim, attractive, the lot.

&quot;[censored] me here and now or climb the ladder to success,&quot; she flirted.

Unable to imagine what could be waiting, and being a gambling man, he decided to climb again.

When he reached the next cloud, there was a 400 pound ugly man, arm pit hair showing, flies buzzing around his head,trousers around his ankles,underpants down ,arms on hips...

&quot;Who are you?&quot; the man asked.

&quot;Hello&quot; said the ugly fat man, &quot;I'm Cess!&quot;

[X]

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had me stumpped for a few seconds.., then mi realized he was climbing the ladder to &quot;suck-Cess&quot;


<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Natral</div><div class="ubbcode-body">LOL !......very funny,kinda reminded me of this one..........






A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into the clouds. As any of us would do, he climbed the ladder. He reached a cloud, upon which sat a rather plump and very ugly woman.

&quot;Make love to me or climb the ladder to success,&quot; she said.

No contest, thought the man, so he climbed the ladder to the next cloud. On this cloud was a slightly thinner woman, who was slightly easier on the eye.

&quot;Make love to me or climb the ladder to success,&quot; she said.

&quot;Well,&quot; thought the man, &quot;might as well carry on.&quot;

On the next cloud was an even more attractive lady who, this time, was quite attractive.

&quot;Make love to me now or climb the ladder to success,&quot; she uttered.

As he turned her down and went on up the ladder, the man thought to himself that this was getting better the further he went. On the next cloud was an absolute beauty. Slim, attractive, the lot.

&quot;[censored] me here and now or climb the ladder to success,&quot; she flirted.

Unable to imagine what could be waiting, and being a gambling man, he decided to climb again.

When he reached the next cloud, there was a 400 pound ugly man, arm pit hair showing, flies buzzing around his head,trousers around his ankles,underpants down ,arms on hips...

&quot;Who are you?&quot; the man asked.

&quot;Hello&quot; said the ugly fat man, &quot;I'm Cess!&quot; </div></div>