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[Derek]

This Indian woman (the one in the middle) is my new colleague. She kinda favour Halle Berry (not really here!) I even call her Halle.





I told her yesterday that her dad must have hair like mine. She agreed. She seemed a little puzzled when I told her that most south Indians came from Africa.

Look at her nose and lips, man.

[neutral]

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Dont know about her looking like halle berry but I certainly wouldnt crawl over her to get to you.

[Derek]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Natral</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Dont know about her looking like halle berry but I certainly wouldnt crawl over her to get to you. </div></div>

I just told her.


She said she wouldn't climb over me to get to you!

[RichD]

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so yuh have a shot?

[Bizzy]

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1 cute, but she don't look like Halle

2 since when u ha hair pon yuh head?

[Derek]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RichD</div><div class="ubbcode-body">so yuh have a shot? </div></div>


An hour ago, I told her I'll work on some of her stuff if she marries me.


She said she's not the marrying kind.


So I whipped out my sausage and [censored]

[RichD]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Derek</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RichD</div><div class="ubbcode-body">so yuh have a shot? </div></div>


An hour ago, I told her I'll work on some of her stuff if she marries me.


She said she's not the marrying kind.


So I whipped out my sausage and [censored] </div></div>

was she impressed?

[Derek]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Bizi_Oh_Em_Gee</div><div class="ubbcode-body">1 cute, but she don't look like Halle</div></div>
She does kinda, she said people always used to tell her that.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Bizi_Oh_Em_Gee</div><div class="ubbcode-body">2 since when u ha hair pon yuh head? </div></div>
Since me a pickney.

[Derek]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RichD</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Derek</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RichD</div><div class="ubbcode-body">so yuh have a shot? </div></div>


An hour ago, I told her I'll work on some of her stuff if she marries me.


She said she's not the marrying kind.


So I whipped out my sausage and [censored] </div></div>

was she impressed? </div></div>


No.
She said, 'Is that all? I thought black men were supposed to have [censored]'

[RichD]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Derek</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

No.
She said, 'Is that all? I thought black men were supposed to have [censored]' </div></div>

tell her you just had a cold shower

[Bizzy]

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is wha do unu man? <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RichD</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Derek</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

No.
She said, 'Is that all? I thought black men were supposed to have [censored]' </div></div>

tell her you just had a cold shower </div></div>

[neutral]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RichD</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Derek</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

No.
She said, 'Is that all? I thought black men were supposed to have [censored]' </div></div>

tell her you just had a cold shower </div></div>

He cant use that one........it was already hard when he whipped it out.

[Wendy]

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BOADWL Is wah do yuh an Derek mek unu cna gi unuself so much trubble

Derek ... I am struggling to see the resemblance But if you say so

[Jazz]

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Derak if mi quint mi right yeye an hole mi han halfway ova de lef wan mi sorta can si de resemblance...

DEREK HAS A GIRLFRIEND!!!!

[X]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RichD</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Derek</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RichD</div><div class="ubbcode-body">so yuh have a shot? </div></div>


An hour ago, I told her I'll work on some of her stuff if she marries me.


She said she's not the marrying kind.


So I whipped out my sausage and [censored] </div></div>

was she impressed? </div></div>
..or did she say &quot;err ahh.. I'm vegeterian..&quot;
Derek: &quot;Since when?&quot;
She: &quot;since 10 seconds ago?&quot;