Toilet Humour

[Derek]

While Paddy (white guy) is standing at a urinal a black man rushes in and, huffing and puffing and hopping up and down, unzips, breathes a huge sigh of relief and says to Paddy, "I just made it."

Paddy looks down and says, "Can you make me one in white?"

[H_O]

Re: Toilet Humour

funny--crackerhead

rule of thumb in the mens washroom
dont look at other guys ding a lings
second,,dont start conversation at the pisser
and mostly dont chose a pisser next to a guy--go two over

[jah_yout]

Re: Toilet Humour

wouldn't that be urinal humor /humour?

[johnnycakes]

Re: Toilet Humour

Milton Berle was a comedian who was one of the pioneers of early television.
He was reputed to have the largest member in Hollywood.

One day he was standing at a urinal doing his business and a friend next to him got a look at Uncle Miltie's gadget and exclaimed:
"My God, That's HUGE!"how big does it get when you're tumescent (This is a family website) and Berle was reported to have replied:
" I don't know. I always faint when it gets about halfway up."

[Derek]

Re: Toilet Humour

Two men sitting in a bar. One guy turns to the other and says, loudly, "Guess what, I had sex with your mother last night."

The entire bar turns silent. Everybody stares at the other guy, waiting for a response.




Other guy: "Let's go home now, you're drunk again, dad."

[Derek]

Re: Toilet Humour

Five-year-old in the bath playing with his genitals.
"Mum, are these my brains?"






"Not yet, son, not yet."