Best signs spotted at the Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear
1. I support Barack "Who's Sane" Obama
2. I don't think we'd ever poop at a rally.
3. Patriotism is using your inside voice.
4. Masturbation cures hysteria
5. Sane people for fear of bears
6. Bring back Crystal Pepsi
7. Down with this sort of thing!
8. Hurry up, I've got a sitter.
9. THIS FONT IS BIG.
10. Gay marriage will extinguish the sun.
11. I'm Xena-phobic
12. Socialism: putting your kids through school since the late 19th century.
13. Pudgy white men know best (Deuteronomy 22:10)
14. Hyperbole is the greatest threat of all time!!!
15. My taxes aren't as high as I am!
16. Less rhetoric, more cowbell.
17. I am against picketing, but I don't know how to show it!
18. Restore Santa!
19. The hand of the free market touched me in a bad place.
20. The Rent Is Too Damn High.
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