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I saw 6 thugs giving my mother in law a proper good kicking,while I stood there watching my neighbour asked if I wasnt going over to help,I said no,........6 was enough.
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You could have just waited until her eyes were swollen shut and she would be unable to identify you and then just go and give her a few boots for old time's sake.
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: johnnycakes</div><div class="ubbcode-body">You could have just waited until her eyes were swollen shut and she would be unable to identify you and then just go and give her a few boots for old time's sake.
After all, it was YOUR mother-in-law </div></div>
She said when I die she wants to dance on my grave,..........I've asked to be buried at sea.Comment
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As my late mother- in- law lay dying I stopped in to say good-bye and she said to me:
"I suppose you're going to come and pee on my grave when I'm gone, aren't you?'
I said " You know me better than that, I hate waiting in long lines."Comment
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Yippee
can we start telling Blonde jokes now?
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Peasie</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Yippee can we start telling Blonde jokes now? </div></div>
when Tropicana gets hereWhen its hot in the jungle of peace I go swimming in the ocean of love.....Comment
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RichD</div><div class="ubbcode-body">when Tropicana gets here </div></div>
She's a comedienne?
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Peasie</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RichD</div><div class="ubbcode-body">when Tropicana gets here </div></div>
She's a comedienne? </div></div> a good audience
When its hot in the jungle of peace I go swimming in the ocean of love.....Comment
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RichD</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Peasie</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Yippee can we start telling Blonde jokes now? </div></div>
when Tropicana gets here </div></div>
Be careful,my fren tropi when she comes on she does a searh for her name,see who's been chatting her...LOL !Comment
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Peasie</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Yippee can we start telling Blonde jokes now? </div></div>
How about blonde mother-in-law jokes?Comment
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Ok, I'll start.
A Blonde, her mother-in-law, and a Muslim walk into a bar ...Comment
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Peasie</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Ok, I'll start.
A Blonde, her mother-in-law, and a Muslim walk into a bar ... </div></div>
And they all ended up in hospital........it was an iron bar.Comment
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my mother in law went to the supermarket and said,
I want to make a complaint she says, this vinegar's got lumps in it.
the manager replied, "Those are picked onions".Comment
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Peasie</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Ok, I'll start.
A Blonde, her mother-in-law, and a Muslim walk into a bar ... </div></div>
.....And the bartender says: "What is this, some kind of joke?"Comment
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