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A married Trini went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I
almos' had an affair wid annuder woman. "
"The priest said, "What you mean, almost?"
The Trini said, "Well, we get undress' and rub up an' ting, but den I
stop."
The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in.
You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail
Mary's and put $50 in the poor box."
The Trini left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over
to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave.
The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, "I saw
that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!"
The Trini replied, "Yeah fadder, buh hear me, ah rub de $50 on de box,
and 'cordin' to you, dat is de same as puttin' it in."
almos' had an affair wid annuder woman. "
"The priest said, "What you mean, almost?"
The Trini said, "Well, we get undress' and rub up an' ting, but den I
stop."
The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in.
You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail
Mary's and put $50 in the poor box."
The Trini left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over
to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave.
The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, "I saw
that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!"
The Trini replied, "Yeah fadder, buh hear me, ah rub de $50 on de box,
and 'cordin' to you, dat is de same as puttin' it in."
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