A Trinidadian, a Barbadian, a Jamaican and a Grenadian went to New York for the Labour Day week end. To save money, they decided to sleep two to a room. No one wanted to sleep with Daryl, the Trinidadian, because he snored so loudly.
They decided it wasn't fair for the same person to stay with Daryl every night, so they voted to take turns.
The Grenadian slept with Daryl on the first night and came to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all blood shot. They said, "Man, what happened to you"?
He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night was the Barbadian's turn. In the morning he arrived for breakfast with his hair all disheveled, eyes blood shot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Daryl! He shakes the roof; I watched him all night."
The third night was the Jamaican's turn. Blacka was a big burly Dread from Tivoli. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and chipper. "Good morning," he said. the others couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?"
He said, "Well, we got ready for bed, I went and tucked Daryl into bed and kissed him good night - said "Nite nite dorling".. He sat up and watched me all night long."
They decided it wasn't fair for the same person to stay with Daryl every night, so they voted to take turns.
The Grenadian slept with Daryl on the first night and came to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all blood shot. They said, "Man, what happened to you"?
He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night was the Barbadian's turn. In the morning he arrived for breakfast with his hair all disheveled, eyes blood shot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Daryl! He shakes the roof; I watched him all night."
The third night was the Jamaican's turn. Blacka was a big burly Dread from Tivoli. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and chipper. "Good morning," he said. the others couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?"
He said, "Well, we got ready for bed, I went and tucked Daryl into bed and kissed him good night - said "Nite nite dorling".. He sat up and watched me all night long."
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