Why is it when a woman asks you to....

[R_C]

....fix or put together something weh shi get fi Chriistmas, shi muss stan ova yuh an nyeng, nyeng, nyeng until yuh waan fi tek di blastid screwdriver an...

"RC, yuh sure is soh it fi stay ?"
"It neva look like that in the store"
"Yuh read the instruction manual ?" ( )
"Yuh want mi fi call Dr. Dudd ?"
"Don't yuh suppose fi put that part in first? "
"Maybe di battery ded"
"It still not working"
"Weh yuh put di receipt ?"

[RichD]

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why dem always feel sey Dr Dudd can do it better?


tell her yuh haffi go out for a tool or sumtin a den put it together when she not there

[j-kid]

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It's di "nature ah di beast".

[H_O]

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and Lorna always asks why theres parts or screws leftover thinking you didnt slap it together properly--
THERE SPARE PARTS!!!!

[RichD]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: H_O</div><div class="ubbcode-body">and Lorna always asks why theres parts or screws leftover thinking you didnt slap it together properly--
THERE SPARE PARTS!!!! </div></div>



yes spare parts

[R_C]

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And death to Satan's furniture store.........IKEA

[j-kid]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RichD</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: H_O</div><div class="ubbcode-body">and Lorna always asks why theres parts or screws leftover thinking you didnt slap it together properly--
THERE SPARE PARTS!!!! </div></div>



yes spare parts </div></div>

As one lady once told me after she repaired her mother's blender and had extra screws left over. I asked her; why did they design it with those screws if they were not needed?

Her answer was. &quot;They put them in there just to confuse you!&quot;

[Magician]

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That's why mi first gi de ting to the woman to attempt.

After putting in the batteries the wrong way and declaring the alarm clock &quot;bruck&quot;, I then replace the batteries as per the diagram within, and emerge as a hero who &quot;fix&quot; tings weh use to bruck .

[Nunya]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Rollin_Calf</div><div class="ubbcode-body">And death to Satan's furniture store.........IKEA
</div></div>

Serve yuh right fi gaa Ikea eena de furs place...

[missus_vegas]

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LOL we put the nursery furniture together last nite...well not we i just supervised and did all the things u described. after he fitted it all together and left me to dust down the furniture, mi notice say he put the selves in the change table wrong. the bottom shelf is actually supposed to be the top....i havent told him yet still deciding wether it really matters seeing as how i am no going to use the safety buckle on the top shelf neways.

[R_C]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Vegas</div><div class="ubbcode-body">..... i just supervised..</div></div>

[Nunya]

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Yuh really a go trust yuh baby to ikea particle boad sitn dem?

[missus_vegas]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nunya</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Yuh really a go trust yuh baby to ikea particle boad sitn dem? </div></div>

its not ikea....but it still doesnt come assembled. u hardly buy furniture assembled dese days. none of the stores i went to sold cribs etc already assembled. dem have the floor model out and u have fi order di one u want etc.

[Peasie]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Rollin_Calf</div><div class="ubbcode-body">And death to Satan's furniture store.........IKEA
</div></div>

[Marielle]

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IKEA!

Don't you love it!!!