mi read di story n nearly wet miself di way mi laf

[evanovitch]

yaad police wi face dung bullet but mek dem tink is duppy an dem scatter weh...so di people go a di house n see di man lie dung deh naw move....so dem cawl police who cawl fi finaral home an police eena di vehicle a carry di man to di hospital fi get him pronounce before tekking him to di morgue...

so dem a drive along an dem hear a groan n behold di man sit up eena di bak a di vehicle...every body buss door an run weh...dem go eena di nearest building an a tell whe happen n wen crowd come wid dem dem see di supposed dead man a sit up n a ansa as to him name etc

so mi wan fi know is how fi wi police carry such big high tech guns but a dead man mek dem run fi dem life

[Hush Darlin]

Re: mi read di story n nearly wet miself di way mi laf

dwl
come in like one story wha one a mi did anty tell mi
she was a nurse in England back in de day (she dead now)
so de doctor pronounce one of her patient dead
so dem stuff him up and prepare him fe de morgue
so she went to get the porter fe come get the body
ongly to come back and find de supposedly dead person siting up in bed
picking out the stuffing

[j-kid]

Re: mi read di story n nearly wet miself di way mi laf

Vanni an Sop, dat funny noh heck!