Helpful Tip #1:

[Derek]

If the CIA director can't find Bin Laden, then he should make himself a cup of tea, sit down and try and think of where he last saw him.


This always works for me when I can't find my car keys.

[Peasie]

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With bated breath, I await Helpful Tip #2.

[Derek]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Peasie</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Helpful Tip #2: </div></div>

If you're having trouble finding one of those baseball caps with the peak on the back, simply get one with the peak on the front (available anywhere) cut the peak off and sew it on the back.

[Derek]

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Helpful Tip #3:
Ladies: Prevent sexist workmen and taxi drivers from shouting, “Get yer tits out!” by having them permanently on display.

[Derek]

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Helpful Tip #4:
Men in Canada: Keep your testicles warm and cosy during this long cold winter by popping your scrotum into a “string vest” made from one of those net bags you get with washing tablets.

[Peasie]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Derek</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Helpful Tip #3:
Ladies: Prevent sexist workmen and taxi drivers from shouting, “Get yer tits out!” by having them permanently on display. </div></div>

I tried this

[Derek]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Peasie</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Derek</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Helpful Tip #3:
Ladies: Prevent sexist workmen and taxi drivers from shouting, “Get yer tits out!” by having them permanently on display. </div></div>

I tried this </div></div>




Helpful Tip #5:
When replying to Nigerians that offer millions in return for a £5,000 finders fee, only send half the money. Keep the rest until you get the paperwork.

[RichD]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Derek</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Helpful Tip #4:
Men in Canada: Keep your testicles warm and cosy during this long cold winter by popping your scrotum into a “string vest” made from one of those net bags you get with washing tablets. </div></div>

they don't sell washing tablets in net bags here