funny ha-ha or juss mean

[evanovitch]

anybody watch the Globes lass night...that British comic Ricky Gervais was the host n in my opinion , his biting humour fell flat pon his American cousins...

so today the [censored] has hit the fan as wid each successive reporting the rhetoric has changed from his being biting to his being mean n who n who him insult...

so if u watched, wat did u tink

also.for about 30 to 45 minutes he did not appear on stage an is a toss up between his leaving in a huff n his being held bak due to his humour not being received as such, humour

[evanovitch]

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lucky fi Piers , Ricky is one of his first week guests so i can imagine all dat will be gone ovah...too Brits chatting ..wonda if dem gwine to go at it as Americans having no sense of humour

[RichD]

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i didnt watch but now im sorry i missed it

[tuffstuff]

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mi did see one uk link to some a di joke dem- i thought it was funny, but them 'stars' tink dem sposed fi just revered. kmt mekka find di link

[tuffstuff]

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stickyricky

[evanovitch]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RichD</div><div class="ubbcode-body">i didnt watch but now im sorry i missed it </div></div>

chile him was in top form...wen him a introduce Robert Downey him seh someting to the effect dat some mite know him from di movies so n so wile oddas from his various stints at Betty Ford n couple more him name

mi figet wat Downie seh wen him reach di podium

him seh him want to squash di rumour dat the ongle reason TOURIST was nominated is because the Foreign Press just wanted to meet Angelie n Johnny Depp...n him finish it wid dem offered bribes....a reference to the former publicist for the Globes dat seh bribes r part of the nomination process

[RichD]

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it loses sumtin in the telling

[tuffstuff]

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u nuh check di stickyricky link mi search hi and low unda di bed an inna di shoes box, indaneat the dustmites an di old newspaper fi find it just for you!!??!?

see above post mister!! wah she say inna dat

[RichD]

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i an unable to view said link

[CeaBee]

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when u go home watch it on youtube

[RichD]

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if mi can get a use of the lil one pc

[tuffstuff]

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for real? ok it starts off w/

&quot;it's gonna be a nite of heavy drinking and partying, or as charlie sheen calls it, breakfast!:

love that. dwl

[RichD]

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do you guys watch the ricky gervais show on hbo or showtime?

[evanovitch]

Ricky Gervais’s Top 10 Zingers of the Night

Ricky Gervais’s Top 10 Zingers of the Night

10:59 pm Sunday Jan 16, 2011 by Caroline Stanley

When asked if he was planning to push the envelope as the host of tonight’s Golden Globe Awards, Ricky Gervais told Natalie Morales, “It depends on how drunk I am — I’ve got a few things that I might do. It depends how cruel I feel.” From the way things turned out, we’re guessing that he had a lot to drink over the next hour or so — quite possibly via an intravenous drip.

1. “It’s going to be a night of partying and heaving drinking — or as Charlie Sheen calls it: breakfast.”

2. “Everything this year was three-dimensional, except the characters in The Tourist. I feel bad about that joke. I’m jumping on the bandwagon, because I haven’t even seen that movie. Who has?”

3. “Do you want to go see Cher? No. Why not? Because it’s not 1975.”

4. “There were a lot of big films that didn’t get nominated. Nothing for Sex and the City 2. I was sure the Golden Globes for special effects would go to the team that airbrushed that poster.”

5. “Also not nominated I Love You Phillip Morris. Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor. Two heterosexual actors pretending to be gay. So, the complete opposite of some famous Scientologist… My lawyers helped me with the wording of that joke.”

6. “Our first presenter is beautiful, talented, and Jewish apparently. Mel Gibson told me that. He’s obsessed. Please welcome Scarlett Johansson.”

7. “Who are our next presenter from such films as Hudson Hawk, Look Who’s Talking, Mercury Rising, Color of Night, The Fifth Element, Hart’s War. Please welcome Aston Kutcher’s dad, Bruce Willis.”

8. “Next up, Eva Longoria has the daunting task of introducing the president of the Hollywood Foreign Press. That’s nothing, I had just had to help him off the toilet and pop his teeth in.”

9. “I love this next presenter; he’s so cool. He’s the star of Iron Man. Two Girls and a Guy. Wonderboys. I’m sorry are these porn films? Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. Bowfinger? Up the Academy. Come on! He has done all of those films, but many of you in this room probably know him best from such facilities as The Betty Ford Clinic and the Los Angeles County Jail. Robert Downey, Jr.”

10. “And thank you to God. For making me an atheist.”

[tuffstuff]

Re: Ricky Gervais’s Top 10 Zingers of the Night

hehehehe