Today

[ILP]

I think I had the baddest child in all my years of teaching, so I did the one-on-one-close-proximity-severe-eye-contact-mi-I-could-neva-be-fi-you-moddah-cah-mi-woulda-snatched-you-up-fram-long-time-come-to-Jesus talk with her....

and this child's response was "I gotta go pee" !?!?!

[mountaingal]

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maybe your wrath of god ting friten har. peepee is a fright response, i think.

[CeaBee]

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"I need to go to the bathroom," is an escape/avoidance response as well

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(<span style="font-style: italic">doan ask me how me know </span>)</span>

[ILP]

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Mi listening to oonu, but when she mek har announcement mi did feel fi cuss har worse.

[CeaBee]

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Yes..i understand that feeling

[ILP]

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This kid just asked me, &quot;Ms. ILP, is it true that when you die that you poop?&quot;

[RichD]

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yuh answer her?

[Peasie]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: HIELPEE</div><div class="ubbcode-body">This kid just asked me, &quot;Ms. ILP, is it true that when you die that you poop?&quot; </div></div>
to you and every teacher out dere who haffi work wid nowadays high school chirrens.

With this question, this child is either trying to change the subject and therefore deflect consequences or she needs some intervention from other school resources or she just wants to see your reaction .

[twiney]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Peasie</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: HIELPEE</div><div class="ubbcode-body">This kid just asked me, &quot;Ms. ILP, is it true that when you die that you poop?&quot; </div></div>
to you and every teacher out dere who haffi work wid nowadays high school chirrens.

With this question, this child is either trying to change the subject and therefore deflect consequences or she needs some intervention from other school resources <span style="font-weight: bold">or she just wants to see your reaction</span> . </div></div>

bolded would mean shi know weh shi doing and deserve 2 biatch lick ...

[ILP]

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<span style="font-style: italic">4th Period - ILP World Lit. Class</span>

<span style="font-weight: bold">Mariah</span> - &quot;Billy, why when I called you, you keep tellin' me you have to go?&quot;
<span style="font-weight: bold">Billy</span> - &quot;Cuz, I'm on punishment. You don't know my granmuhva. She crazy.&quot;
<span style="font-weight: bold">Mariah</span> - &quot;Then why don't you just send me a text or something, so I don't keep blowin' up your phone?&quot;
<span style="font-weight: bold">Billy</span> - &quot;I told you! My grandmuhva has <span style="font-weight: bold">cateracts</span> and she forgets and tries to go off, so I try not to do things to make her go off. Chill. Let me contact you at night, OK?&quot;

[Q3210]

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Malawi row over whether new law bans farting
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Two of Malawi's most senior judicial officials are arguing over whether a new bill includes a provision that outlaws breaking wind in public.

Justice Minister George Chaponda says the new bill would criminalise flatulence to promote &quot;public decency&quot;.

&quot;Just go to the toilet when you feel like farting,&quot; he told local radio.

However, he was directly contradicted by Solicitor General Anthony Kamanga, who says the reference to &quot;fouling the air&quot; means pollution.

&quot;How any reasonable or sensible person can construe the provision to criminalising farting in public is beyond me,&quot; he said, adding that the prohibition contained in the new law has been in place since 1929.

The Local Courts Bill, to be introduced next week reads: &quot;Any person who vitiates the atmosphere in any place so as to make it noxious to the public to the health of persons in general dwelling or carrying on business in the neighbourhood or passing along a public way shall be guilty of a misdemeanour.&quot;

Mr Chaponda, a trained lawyer, insists that this includes farting.

&quot;Would you be happy to see people farting anyhow?&quot; he asked on the popular &quot;Straight Talk&quot; programme on Malawi's Capital Radio.

He said that local chiefs would deal with any offenders.

When asked whether it could be enforced, he said it would be similar to laws banning urinating in public.

[Gen]

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nah. Education is so dumbed down in this country that every child is considered &quot;gifted&quot; all when dem can't spell gifted. These are the pickney dem dat dem sending out into a &quot;global economy&quot;.

[ILP]

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<span style="font-style: italic">In ILP Freshman English class...</span>

<span style="font-weight: bold">ILP</span>: Alright everyone, let us look at the first stanza of the poem and discuss the rhyme scheme.
[pause]
<span style="font-weight: bold">ILP</span>: The pattern of the poem is abaa. Based on that pattern the next stanza's scheme is...?
<span style="font-weight: bold">Rourke:</span> cdcc
<span style="font-weight: bold">ILP</span>: Excellent, Rourke. Can someone do the next one? Yes, Robbie?
<span style="font-weight: bold">Robbie</span>: Ms. ILP, do you think we are dumb or something?
<span style="font-weight: bold">ILP:</span> Excuse me?
<span style="font-weight: bold">Robbie</span>: Why are you teaching us the alphabet for? Then its all wrong. I know you didnt learn the alphabet like that in the islands.


SMDH...

[Suesumba]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: HIELPEE</div><div class="ubbcode-body">This kid just asked me, &quot;Ms. ILP, is it true that <span style="font-weight: bold"> </span> ?&quot; </div></div>

look at her even more severely with the *this.will.be.your.eventual.fate.for.your.criminal .ways* look and say &quot;only from hanging&quot;.

[ILP]

Today

<span style="font-style: italic">ILP's 10:30 am World Lit Class</span>

<span style="font-weight: bold">ILP:</span> Today I would like to discuss the irony of the quote &quot;In the end the world always wins. That's the way of things.&quot; The quote's contextual reference can be found on page 99 of the text. Take a minute to think about the quote and then we will begin.
<span style="font-weight: bold">Montriece:</span> Ms. ILP, I dont need a minute. Can I just ask a question?
<span style="font-weight: bold">ILP: </span>Sure.
<span style="font-weight: bold">Montriece:</span> Do you believe in God?
<span style="font-weight: bold">ILP: </span>I believe that a God exists.
<span style="font-weight: bold">Montriece:</span> OK.
<span style="font-weight: bold">ILP:</span> did you have a comment or question concerning the quote Montriece?
<span style="font-weight: bold">Montriece:</span> No. I just wanted to know. I can't take classes from teachers that don't believe in God.

this chic has been sitting in my course for 6 weeks now