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maybe her parents jus tell her to ask
maybe her parents jus tell her to ask
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Re: Today
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Q3210</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Malawi row over whether new law bans farting
The justice minister said local chiefs would deal with those caught breaking wind in public
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Will be interesting tuh si how dem figure out who di culprit was. Pup detector, or close up sniff test?Comment
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<span style="font-style: italic">ILP's Tuesday/Thursday Office Hour...Student stops by...</span>
<span style="font-weight: bold">Ayana:</span> Ms. ILP, I finished the book.
<span style="font-weight: bold">ILP:</span> That's awesome! What did you think?
<span style="font-weight: bold">Ayana:</span> I got really angry at the end.
<span style="font-weight: bold">ILP: </span>Oh?
<span style="font-weight: bold">Ayana:</span> Yeah, Amir is no kind of friend. And I still can't see why you keep using the word passion when you talk about him during class. He isnt a likable character.
<span style="font-weight: bold">ILP:</span> Well passion runs the gammot of emotions, you know? It doesn't always have to be a positive emotion.
<span style="font-weight: bold">Ayana: </span>
oooohhhhh, so you can be mad and have passion?
<span style="font-weight: bold">ILP: </span>Yes. Most people call that rage though. Just think a strong or compelling emotion.
<span style="font-weight: bold">Ayana:</span> So when I got really [censored] at the end, that could be called a kind of passion?
<span style="font-weight: bold">ILP: </span>Yup. In a generalized kind of way. Make sense?
<span style="font-weight: bold">Ayana</span> That does make sense to me. Ms. ILP can I tell you something?
<span style="font-weight: bold">ILP:</span> Sure.
<span style="font-weight: bold">Ayana: </span>After I finished the book, I had to "do it" with my boyfriend. Look what he did to my neck.
SMDH &
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If you don't fight for what you deserve, you deserve what you get.
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Is wah breed a book yuh gi de pickney fi read weh induce dem passian deh?
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Magix</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="font-weight: bold">Is wah breed a book yuh gi de pickney fi read</span> weh induce dem passian deh?
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<span style="font-style: italic">The Kite Runner</span> by Khaled Hosseini
...still SMDH.Comment
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Why is it that "they" think it's ok to discuss their sexual relationships with a teacher
is that school policy ? Granted mi nuh know nothing bout farrin schools and dem policies, mi just curious.Comment
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Jus gi har some good licks tomorrow in school weh can marinate ova de weekend an see how she stay pon Monday wid her outta arda self.
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<span style="font-style: italic">ILP 1st Block Freshman English class... ILP is taking attendance when she notices Tony looking around the room....</span>
ILP: Tony is something the matter?
Tony: Where's Alana?
ILP: Oh, she's not in this section anymore. She switched classes.
Tony: [has a sad & concerned look on his face] Man! Why'd she switch classes for?
ILP: I know you miss her but I am sure you'll see her around and most definitely during lunch hour. No?
Bryan: [Interjecting] Well, I won't see her because I'm gonna close my eyes!
aye sah 
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Mi trying to believe Whitney
that children are the future..... mi trying...Gawd knows mi trying
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I don't know how you teachers do it. My mom was a teacher and then later a principal. I knew lonnnnnnnnnnnnng time, I would never go into education
You're a special breed (well some anyway lol) and needed so hang in there.
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My Eyes, My Eyes, My Eyes
Today at school mi broke up my first chic fight in 11 years 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: HIELPEE</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Today at school mi broke up my first chic fight in 11 years </div></div>
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Re: My Eyes, My Eyes, My Eyes
Girl A (mi will call her...Girl...A) is short, big, thick, and 5 months pregnant.
Girl B (mi will call her...Girl...B) is tall and thin.
O, and this was in another classroom with TWO DAMNED TEACHERS
Mi hear di habaloo, which neva sound right, so mi bruk mi neck go in deh fi fine Girl A in full windmill swings ah try tump dung Girl B. The thing is not only is she breeding, but har top was gone ahn she a swing sed way wid har titties dem heng down.
Girl B mussi tek boxing lessons cah she buss Girl A sidda har eye and bus har good ahn proper daht Girl A stawt bleed.
But Girl B so busy flinging di licks them that she neva know that har skirt di completely roll up round har waist....GIRL B NEVA HAVE ON ANY UNDAGARMENTS
If could get any worsa...IT DID...di security people (not really security, but wi call them bouncers
) come in fi gi assistance, but dem haffi stop inna dem tracks cah them couldan lay ah hand on none ah di gyal sakah them might say dem get touch.
So the bouncer men start scream fi di gyal fi stop fighting. Dem stop long enough fi mi to step in between them. Mi look fi see Girl A set harself like she gwine charge me, so mi look pon har real hard ahn tell har, "Do not take one step forward! If you do then I am going to think you are trying to hit me and then I will DROP YOU right in this room."
Girl A stop inna har tracks. 
But Girl B a try reach ova mi back a try fling more lick. SHE STILL NEVA FIX HARSELF
Finally mi start move close in on Girl A ahn she stawt back up till mi have har at one side. Mi tun round ahn Girl B still moving like she still need fi get few more licks in. By this time one ah di female principals mek it to di room ahn she grab Girl B ahn ah try pull har way. At the sed time she trying fi tell di gyal fi fex harself. Hear she: OK, OK, OK.
Oonu know what Girl B do?
She pick up har wig offa di ground ahn commence to put it on back. She neva think to fix har clothes
The poor pickney inna di room...see them here
As for di two eediat teachers inna di room 
mi gone go scrub mi yeye dem....
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Re: My Eyes, My Eyes, My Eyes
wtph....
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