HOLD THE PRESS: break through innovation

[Wendy]

I am a pure genius!

I jus found a new innovative way fi mek Roast Carn. Now mi thaught long an hard if mi was to share wid unu dis tecknoligikal genius of mine .. but mi seh maybe unu can learn a few tings fram it. Here it goes.

<span style="font-weight: bold">How to tun BWAIL Carn into ROAST Carn</span> (<span style="font-style: italic">Kopy-righted by Wendy</span>)

<span style="color: #000099">1. Place corn into a pat of bwailing wata

2. Go to yuh room an relax fi bout 5 – 10 minutes

3. Go tek a showa… mek dat a laaaaang showa

4. Figet seh yuh gat pat a bwail pan di stove

5. Smell like sinting burning but doan pay it noh mine. Is jus your imagination

6. Go back goh relax until di smoke alarm set aff an friten yuh backside

7. Run towards di source of di smoke an yuh shall see a pat bunning pan di stove

8. Mikase tek di pat an fling it inna di sink before it ketch fiyah

9. Carefully remove the carn dat stuck inna di pat battam

10. Notice di bun-bun pan di side of the carn. Dat is di signature mark of a well roasted corn

11. Scrape aff lickle a di bun- bun and eat to yuh hearts content.

<span style="font-size: 14pt">THE END!</span></span>

Please to nat sell mi invention pan E-bay

[RichD]

Re: HOLD THE PRESS: break through innovation

yuh had to replace the pot?

[kia027]

Re: HOLD THE PRESS: break through innovation

great idea but I think mi prefa de traditional way

btw if u just continue to bun the pot it will come clear again

[RichD]

Re: HOLD THE PRESS: break through innovation

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Kia</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

btw if u just continue to bun the pot it will come clear again </div></div>


so i waste a lot of time scrubbing ..(next time she bun the pot mi a go mek her scrub )

[Wendy]

Re: HOLD THE PRESS: break through innovation

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RichD</div><div class="ubbcode-body">yuh had to replace the pot? </div></div>

No .. it a soak now. Mi noh reach di conclusion to dat part of di experiment yet. A scientist like mi self have to test out a few tings ova di coming days

[Wendy]

Re: HOLD THE PRESS: break through innovation

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Kia</div><div class="ubbcode-body">great idea but I think mi prefa de traditional way

btw if u just continue to bun the pot it will come clear again </div></div>

Kia - if we all did things the traditional way dere would be no computers today.. we would be still collecting data on punch cards (ask RichD bout dem days deh)

Open up yuh mind an embrace new ways of doing things

[Peasie]

Re: HOLD THE PRESS: break through innovation

Me defintely gwine open up an embrace new tings

[Wendy]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Peasie</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Me defintely gwine open up an embrace new tings </div></div>

BOAL

My dear Peasie - den yuh will have to move on fram Derek's sausage. Dat is ole an well used.

But do try open up to a long, firm, hot roasted carn

[RichD]

Re: HOLD THE PRESS: break through innovation

this thread need a transfer