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Re: Today is National Pick on Wendy Day
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Magix</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: pleXxed</div><div class="ubbcode-body">*stolen, refurbed, and pretty sure used here before.. but...*
<span style="font-style: italic">Magix was going out with Wendy and he loved her so much that he wanted to get her name tattooed on his penis.
When it was erect it spelled "Wendy" but when limp it said "W Y".
After their wedding day they went to Jamaica for their honeymoon.
One day they went to the beach and Magix went to the public restroom.
At the urinal next to him was this ugly Jamaican man. He wore a shirt marked " Mr. Milo. Jamaicans.com"
Magix looked over the urinal divider, noticed the letters "W Y" on the Jamaican's unerect penis, licked his lip, and he asked him, "Oh, is your ball-n-chain's name Wendy too?"
The big Jamaican man turned around, looked at Magix, licked his lips, and wid a twinkle in his eyes, looked at him and said,
"No, man! Mine says <span style="font-weight: bold">'Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day!'" </span></span>
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Is true.
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But mine is in <span style="font-size: 26pt"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">Arial Black 26pt</span></span>
and Milo's in <span style="font-size: 8pt"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">Courier New 8pt</span></span>
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I thought this was <span style="font-weight: bold">pick on Wendy day.</span>
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Magix</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: pleXxed</div><div class="ubbcode-body">*stolen, refurbed, and pretty sure used here before.. but...*
<span style="font-style: italic">Magix was going out with Wendy and he loved her so much that he wanted to get her name tattooed on his penis.
When it was erect it spelled "Wendy" but when limp it said "W Y".
After their wedding day they went to Jamaica for their honeymoon.
One day they went to the beach and Magix went to the public restroom.
At the urinal next to him was this ugly Jamaican man. He wore a shirt marked " Mr. Milo. Jamaicans.com"
Magix looked over the urinal divider, noticed the letters "W Y" on the Jamaican's unerect penis, licked his lip, and he asked him, "Oh, is your ball-n-chain's name Wendy too?"
The big Jamaican man turned around, looked at Magix, licked his lips, and wid a twinkle in his eyes, looked at him and said,
"No, man! Mine says <span style="font-weight: bold">'Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day!'" </span></span>
</div></div>Is true.
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But mine is in <span style="font-size: 26pt"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">Arial Black 26pt</span></span>
and Milo's in <span style="font-size: 8pt"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">Courier New 8pt</span></span>
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I thought this was <span style="font-weight: bold">pick on Wendy day.</span>
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