This just in.
President Barack Obama was dragged into a Moneygal, Ireland alleyway severly beaten and robbed of his treasured Nobel Peace Prize which he keeps pinned to his chest flesh so meaningful is that award to him..
Moneygal police said that their investigation hinged on the film from a surveillance camera next to the alleyway.
Police spokesperson Officer Patrick Flannigan said "God almighty , when the film rolled we all saw Obama there staggering out the door of the pub and head into the alley zipping down his pants for Christ sake. He was as drunk as me Uncle Paddie at a wake!
"After about 3 minutes out he comes and beaten to a bloody pulp he was... and
hen out comes these five guys. They all ran away but we got a real good look at them and they don't like anyone local ."
Interpol police caught the five at the ferry to Sweden and they have positively been identified as the entire Nobel Peace Prize committee
Elsewhere, Newt Gingrich quickly took advantage of the news to say that piercing stuff was just another indication of Obama's kinkiness and also part of his unsuitability to be president.
"The guy's got no sense of morality" said Gingrich reportedly on the outs with wife #3 since she caught him with a goat at the HoneyDew Hotel in rural
Honeydew ME.
Film at 11:00
President Barack Obama was dragged into a Moneygal, Ireland alleyway severly beaten and robbed of his treasured Nobel Peace Prize which he keeps pinned to his chest flesh so meaningful is that award to him..
Moneygal police said that their investigation hinged on the film from a surveillance camera next to the alleyway.
Police spokesperson Officer Patrick Flannigan said "God almighty , when the film rolled we all saw Obama there staggering out the door of the pub and head into the alley zipping down his pants for Christ sake. He was as drunk as me Uncle Paddie at a wake!
"After about 3 minutes out he comes and beaten to a bloody pulp he was... and
hen out comes these five guys. They all ran away but we got a real good look at them and they don't like anyone local ."
Interpol police caught the five at the ferry to Sweden and they have positively been identified as the entire Nobel Peace Prize committee
Elsewhere, Newt Gingrich quickly took advantage of the news to say that piercing stuff was just another indication of Obama's kinkiness and also part of his unsuitability to be president.
"The guy's got no sense of morality" said Gingrich reportedly on the outs with wife #3 since she caught him with a goat at the HoneyDew Hotel in rural
Honeydew ME.
Film at 11:00
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