TSA Looking for Weapons in Black Woman's Hair

[CyberPhobic]

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Wat's di big deal? Everybady a wear clothes whe a show dem tittty and batttty outta doe but as soon as dem get hawks two lilly kwestion or get search fi weapons a airport dem galang like smaddy asks dem fi donate dem two lungs.

Gimmi a break, if nuh baddy nuh have nutt'n fi hide dem gwaan walk chroo di detector ting and gwaan bout dem bizniz. Nuh guh pan plane if yuh nuh want di hakkling.

If smaddy neva did hide weapon inna dem hair before, nuh baddy wood'n a try search it fi wat eva demma look fah.

Di TSA have a job to do and everybody know what di job is suh low di peeple dem. Some peeple too dyam touchies and always a try find someting fi complain bout. Issa wanda dem hawt nuh attack dem more often.

[neutral]

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LOl !

[j-kid]

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<span style="color: #FF0000"><span style="font-size: 14pt">Yes, women with head wraps are big targets.</span></span>

[andronian2]

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lol indeed.

Di funny ting is that United Airlines refuse fi allow one black athelete weh a 'sag' fi fly (call police fi tek him offa plane) yet di same airline allow wan white man inna uman panty an braziere fi fly.
http://yourblackworld.com/2011/06/22/sag...allowed-to-fly/

So if yu a show yu draws dem create excitement (esp. if yu black) yet dem waah dose you wid radiation fi si yu naked.
CRAZY bugga dem.

Rates of death from cancer according to nation-master:

http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/hea_dea_fro_can-health-death-from-cancer

The top 16 are all western, industrialzed, white countries.
So yes, take their advice as to what is a 'safe' dose.

[j-kid]

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Dem can bi very selective as tuh who dem waa screw wid.

Case in point: Mi ah goh through wid mi female family member, both ah wi appropriately dressed. Wi di ongle noh white ah goh through at di time. Yuh hav Whites in front, and whites in back ah wi. Dis 'brother&quot; point pan wi ah sey shi haffi put har bag inna di luggage template ting, fi si if it fit required size. Mi politely sey, why, yuh did not ask noh baddi else fi duh dat? Right away di fri*ing ediat waa get attitude! Mi sey, I am just asking because, people ahead of us with larger bags did not get asked to put theirs into the measuring unit. Hear di jackass, &quot;him hav di right fi tek wi offa di flight&quot; Soh mi tell har fi put di bag in deh den kiss mi teeth. Naturally it fit caa it was obvious tuh ah blind man dat it would. Soh mi ask him &quot;if him waa fi mi own fi goh in deh tuh?&quot;, jus fi di hell of it. Ofcourse him sey, yes. Soh mi shub it in deh, an ask him
, &quot;satisfied?!&quot;

Anyway, mi hang back ah bit fi si if him ask anybaddi else nearby fi put dem bag in ded. Yuh guessed it, nat ah dyam sole while mi was standing there, an again some ah dem had larger bags dan fi wi own.

Som people cyan help but carry dem prejudices goh ah wuk wid dem.

[andronian2]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: J kid</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Dem can bi very selective as tuh who dem waa screw wid.

Case in point: Mi ah goh through wid mi female family member, both ah wi appropriately dressed. Wi di ongle noh white ah goh through at di time. Yuh hav Whites in front, and whites in back ah wi. Dis 'brother&quot; point pan wi ah sey shi haffi put har bag inna di luggage template ting, fi si if it fit required size. Mi politely sey, why, yuh did not ask noh baddi else fi duh dat? Right away di fri*ing ediat waa get attitude! Mi sey, I am just asking because, people ahead of us with larger bags did not get asked to put theirs into the measuring unit. Hear di jackass, &quot;him hav di right fi tek wi offa di flight&quot; Soh mi tell har fi put di bag in deh den kiss mi teeth. Naturally it fit caa it was obvious tuh ah blind man dat it would. Soh mi ask him &quot;if him waa fi mi own fi goh in deh tuh?&quot;, jus fi di hell of it. Ofcourse him sey, yes. Soh mi shub it in deh, an ask him
, &quot;satisfied?!&quot;

Anyway, mi hang back ah bit fi si if him ask anybaddi else nearby fi put dem bag in ded. Yuh guessed it, nat ah dyam sole while mi was standing there, an again some ah dem had larger bags dan fi wi own.

Som people caa help but carry dem prejudices goh ah wuk wid dem.
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*kissteet*

[Nunya]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: J kid</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
Som people cyan help but carry dem prejudices goh ah wuk wid dem.
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Nah, he's just a pathetic wanna be...

[Derek]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: andronian2</div><div class="ubbcode-body">lol indeed.

Di funny ting is that United Airlines refuse fi allow one black athelete weh a 'sag' fi fly (call police fi tek him offa plane) yet di same airline allow wan white man inna uman panty an braziere fi fly.</div></div>

That's because the panty and bra wasn't sagging.

[Blackstar*]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: CyberPhobic</div><div class="ubbcode-body">If smaddy neva did hide weapon inna dem hair before, nuh baddy wood'n a try search it fi wat eva demma look fah. </div></div>Like this?



Has anyone heard any news stories of black people hiding explosives or weapons in their hair?

[Magician]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nunya</div><div class="ubbcode-body">~lol~ betcha im a go set fi yuh de nex time doah... </div></div>

Is last month mi do it and again this month.
Last month him bawl &quot;Sir!&quot; afta mi but mi gwaan like mi nuh chat Hinglish good and neve hear him.

So dis month him nuh bodda seh nuttin.

[neutral]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BlackStar</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

Has anyone heard any news stories of black people hiding explosives or weapons in their hair? </div></div>

NO....but I,ve heard of some carrying guns in their panties.
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[Magician]

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[Blackstar*]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Natral_browning</div><div class="ubbcode-body">NO....but I,ve heard of some carrying guns in their panties. </div></div><span style="font-size: 14pt">And cell phone too! </span>The difference between rectum and afro is that everyone has the former but not everyone is blessed to have the latter.

<span style="font-size: 11pt"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">PHONE IN DON'S BUTT - Mobile rang in man's body during police search</span></span>

Tesha Miller, the reputed leader of the Clansman gang, could be charged with possession of contraband after the police took a cellphone from his butt yesterday.

Miller, who is currently incarcerated at the Horizon Remand Centre, was initially arrested after he was alleged to have breached the conditions of his bail.

THE STAR was told that a search of the accused man's cell was organised after police believed he had a cellphone in his possession. The police theorised that he had been using the device to contact his cronies.

An initial search of his cell found one cellphone; however, as the police were about to leave, another device rang.

<span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">Gloves used</span>
This led to a further search and after combing the cell thoroughly again, it was discovered that the device was inside the accused man's body. Gloves were said to have been requested, and the phone retrieved from the man's body.

In a release last night, the Constabulary Communication Network said the phone was was found in Miller's rectum.

The police also found a cellular charger and Vaseline in the cell. More...

[RichD]

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he thought he had it on vibrate

[Nunya]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RichD</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
he thought he had it on vibrate </div></div>

Lawd

I'ma give this board a break...