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The Human Resource Manager
Walatu Walasa Engineering
Private Mail Bag
Old Accra.
Dear Sir/Madam
APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT
I refer to the recent death of the Technical Manager at your company and wish to apply for the replacement of the dead manager.
Each time I apply for employment I am told there is no vacancy but on this one, I have caught you red handed coz I even attended the funeral and all burial proceedings and made sure that he was truly dead before applying.
I can remember you saying on the funeral that he will be very difficult to replace, meaning there is no one at the moment.
Well, it's your lucky day, Sir! You already have found the best man for the job so look no more. Just imagine, the company no longer has to pay his retirement funds.
The company will not have to worry about paying me a relocation allowance because he was my neighbour and it will be easy for me to simply jump over the Durawall into that beautiful big company house.
I also took it into my hands to quickly buy a drivers' licence as I am sure the Toyota 4x4 will also be handed over to me.
FaithfullyYours,
(signed)
Korku Smart
(Technical Manager in waiting)