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*THEY HAVE ORANGE PEELS HANG UP IN THE KITCHEN
*THEY HAVE DRIED UP CORN IN THE KITCHEN,ND THE CORN IS NOT YELLOW BUT PURPLE..
*THEY CALL NAIL POLISH QUTEX
*THEY REFER TO THE COUCH,A SETTY
*THEY ALL VIDEO GAMES CONTROLLERS,JOY STICK
* WHEN THEY ARE WASHING OUT THERE UNDERWEAR THE SOUND IS SOOO LOUD(I ALWAYS WONDER HOW THEY SO GOOD)
*THEY ALWAYS TELL YOU ABOUT WHEN THEY WERE KIDS THEY HAD TO WAKE EARLY,TO CLEAN THE HOUSE,AND GO CATCH WATER AH PIPE.
*THEY CALL DRESS,FRAHK
*THE GRANDMAS ARE ALWAYS TELLING THE GIRL CHILD TO PUT ON STOKING
*YOUR GRANNY WHERES SLIP ND GRIDLE.
*THEIR ALWAYS CUSSING OFF THE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESSS
* THEY ARE FOR EVER WATCHING WHELL OF FOURTUNE,JERPDY,ND WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONIAR,ND SHOUTING OUT ANSWERS
*THEY CALL THE CONVERTER TV BOX
* THEY SAY FLIM,NOT FILM
*THEY SEEN LIKE EVERY OLVIER SHOW THERE IS
*EVERY FAMILY GATHERING,THE OLD STORIES ABOUT HOW THEY US TO GET BEATING WILL COME OUT
* THEY TELL YOU ABOUT ANNACY STORIES
*BEFOR THEY GO TO CHRUCH, THE START COOKING
*GRANDMA FAV WRD IS "YOU DUTTY [censored]"
*YOUR MOM TELLS YOU SHE IS GOING TO BUY MILK.... COMES OUT WITH THE WHOLE STORE
*THE FIRST THING YOUR MOM DOES WHEN SHE COME HOME IS COMPLAINE ABOUT THE SHOES AT THE DOOR
*WHEN EVER YOU ASK THEM FOR MONEY THEY TELL YOU THEY DON'T HAVE NONE,BUT THE NEXT DAY YOU SEE THEM COME HOME FROM MALL WITH BOUT 4 BAGS
*THEY STUDDER WHEN THEIR MAD
*THEY CHASE YOU AROUND THE HOUSE WHEN THERE READY TO BEAT YOU
*WHEN YOU COME HOME FROM SCHOOL AND YOU GO IN YOUR ROOM, YOU FIND POTS,PAN,GARBAGE ON YOUR BED
*THEY HAVE THEIR "WHITE VOICE" WHEN THEY ARE ANSWERING AN UNKNOWN NUMBER
*THEY BEAT YOU FOR EVERY SILABLE
*LUDY IS THE GAME THAT THEY PLAY AT ANY PARTY
*THEY CALL YOU WHEN YOUR WAY UPSTAIRS,WHEN THEIR DOWN STAIRS,JUS TO PASS THEM SOMTHING,WHEN ITS RIGHT BY THEM
*THEY DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE ANYTHING NAME COMPUTER
* THEY TELL YOU TO BRUK YU PANT FOOT
*THEIR FAV WRD YOU WALK BOUT TOMUCH OR YU LOVE GALAVANT ROUND DI PLACE
*BLOWS AND SKIRT RUPERT..YOU HERE THAT ONE ONCE IN AWHILE
*THEY SAVE OIL IN A BUTTER DISH BY THE STOVE...
THEY LOVE TO REMIX SONGS,OR MAKE THEM THEIR OWN LYRICS EX..MR WACK IS HERE BUT HIS DACNE IS STILL GONE.....
*WHEN EVER YOU ASK THEM WHERE THEY ARE ..THEY SAY THEM SOON COME
*YOUR MOM ALWAYS TELLS YOU THAT YOUR WUTLESS
*THEY HAVE TO PAY THE PARDNER
*EVERY EASTER,BUN AND CHESSE,AND FRY FISH
*THEY CALL YOU ONE OF YOUR SIBLONGS NAME
*THEY DON'T KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE YOUR NAME ,AND THEY ARE THE ONE THAT NAMES YOU
*WHEN YOUR IN TROUBLE THEY ALWAYS SAY"If i give yuh 1 rawtid kick yuh see"
*YOUR MOM HAS BEEN TO YOUR SCHOOLIN HER NIGHTY ND ROLLER SETS IN HER HAIR
*YOU HAVE BEEN DRAPED UP INFRONT OF YOUR FRENDS
*YOUR DAD STILL THINKS YOUR 12,OR HE JUST DON'T NO
*YOU HAVE CORN BEEF AND RICE FOR DINNER LIKE 3 TIMES A WEEK
*IF YOU HAVE A BELLY ACHE THEY SAY YOU NEED A WASH OUT
*EVERY SHOES FOR THEM IS NIKE
*WHEN YOUR MOM IS DANCING SHE HAS TO HOLD HER FRONT
*THEY TELL YOU TO GO BATH CAUSE YOUR SKIN SMELL SOUR
*THEY ALWAYS TELL YOU THAT THEY ARE GOING LICK OUR YOUR DAYLIGHT
*they eat ackee and saltfish like its their last supper
*if you usually have ox-tail for sunday dinner
*soup for saturday dinner
*they had dogs when they were growing up ,but you can't get one
*they don't cook on fridays
*Jeans pants is jeans panzz
*they cuss you for like 30 min,stops for 10 min then starts again
*they use hot pepper for everything
*they call every shoes boot
*me:mommy am hungry
mom: come eat me(no homo)
*THEY HAVE ORANGE PEELS HANG UP IN THE KITCHEN
*THEY HAVE DRIED UP CORN IN THE KITCHEN,ND THE CORN IS NOT YELLOW BUT PURPLE..
*THEY CALL NAIL POLISH QUTEX
*THEY REFER TO THE COUCH,A SETTY
*THEY ALL VIDEO GAMES CONTROLLERS,JOY STICK
* WHEN THEY ARE WASHING OUT THERE UNDERWEAR THE SOUND IS SOOO LOUD(I ALWAYS WONDER HOW THEY SO GOOD)
*THEY ALWAYS TELL YOU ABOUT WHEN THEY WERE KIDS THEY HAD TO WAKE EARLY,TO CLEAN THE HOUSE,AND GO CATCH WATER AH PIPE.
*THEY CALL DRESS,FRAHK
*THE GRANDMAS ARE ALWAYS TELLING THE GIRL CHILD TO PUT ON STOKING
*YOUR GRANNY WHERES SLIP ND GRIDLE.
*THEIR ALWAYS CUSSING OFF THE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESSS
* THEY ARE FOR EVER WATCHING WHELL OF FOURTUNE,JERPDY,ND WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONIAR,ND SHOUTING OUT ANSWERS
*THEY CALL THE CONVERTER TV BOX
* THEY SAY FLIM,NOT FILM
*THEY SEEN LIKE EVERY OLVIER SHOW THERE IS
*EVERY FAMILY GATHERING,THE OLD STORIES ABOUT HOW THEY US TO GET BEATING WILL COME OUT
* THEY TELL YOU ABOUT ANNACY STORIES
*BEFOR THEY GO TO CHRUCH, THE START COOKING
*GRANDMA FAV WRD IS "YOU DUTTY [censored]"
*YOUR MOM TELLS YOU SHE IS GOING TO BUY MILK.... COMES OUT WITH THE WHOLE STORE
*THE FIRST THING YOUR MOM DOES WHEN SHE COME HOME IS COMPLAINE ABOUT THE SHOES AT THE DOOR
*WHEN EVER YOU ASK THEM FOR MONEY THEY TELL YOU THEY DON'T HAVE NONE,BUT THE NEXT DAY YOU SEE THEM COME HOME FROM MALL WITH BOUT 4 BAGS
*THEY STUDDER WHEN THEIR MAD
*THEY CHASE YOU AROUND THE HOUSE WHEN THERE READY TO BEAT YOU
*WHEN YOU COME HOME FROM SCHOOL AND YOU GO IN YOUR ROOM, YOU FIND POTS,PAN,GARBAGE ON YOUR BED
*THEY HAVE THEIR "WHITE VOICE" WHEN THEY ARE ANSWERING AN UNKNOWN NUMBER
*THEY BEAT YOU FOR EVERY SILABLE
*LUDY IS THE GAME THAT THEY PLAY AT ANY PARTY
*THEY CALL YOU WHEN YOUR WAY UPSTAIRS,WHEN THEIR DOWN STAIRS,JUS TO PASS THEM SOMTHING,WHEN ITS RIGHT BY THEM
*THEY DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE ANYTHING NAME COMPUTER
* THEY TELL YOU TO BRUK YU PANT FOOT
*THEIR FAV WRD YOU WALK BOUT TOMUCH OR YU LOVE GALAVANT ROUND DI PLACE
*BLOWS AND SKIRT RUPERT..YOU HERE THAT ONE ONCE IN AWHILE
*THEY SAVE OIL IN A BUTTER DISH BY THE STOVE...
THEY LOVE TO REMIX SONGS,OR MAKE THEM THEIR OWN LYRICS EX..MR WACK IS HERE BUT HIS DACNE IS STILL GONE.....
*WHEN EVER YOU ASK THEM WHERE THEY ARE ..THEY SAY THEM SOON COME
*YOUR MOM ALWAYS TELLS YOU THAT YOUR WUTLESS
*THEY HAVE TO PAY THE PARDNER
*EVERY EASTER,BUN AND CHESSE,AND FRY FISH
*THEY CALL YOU ONE OF YOUR SIBLONGS NAME
*THEY DON'T KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE YOUR NAME ,AND THEY ARE THE ONE THAT NAMES YOU
*WHEN YOUR IN TROUBLE THEY ALWAYS SAY"If i give yuh 1 rawtid kick yuh see"
*YOUR MOM HAS BEEN TO YOUR SCHOOLIN HER NIGHTY ND ROLLER SETS IN HER HAIR
*YOU HAVE BEEN DRAPED UP INFRONT OF YOUR FRENDS
*YOUR DAD STILL THINKS YOUR 12,OR HE JUST DON'T NO
*YOU HAVE CORN BEEF AND RICE FOR DINNER LIKE 3 TIMES A WEEK
*IF YOU HAVE A BELLY ACHE THEY SAY YOU NEED A WASH OUT
*EVERY SHOES FOR THEM IS NIKE
*WHEN YOUR MOM IS DANCING SHE HAS TO HOLD HER FRONT
*THEY TELL YOU TO GO BATH CAUSE YOUR SKIN SMELL SOUR
*THEY ALWAYS TELL YOU THAT THEY ARE GOING LICK OUR YOUR DAYLIGHT
*they eat ackee and saltfish like its their last supper
*if you usually have ox-tail for sunday dinner
*soup for saturday dinner
*they had dogs when they were growing up ,but you can't get one
*they don't cook on fridays
*Jeans pants is jeans panzz
*they cuss you for like 30 min,stops for 10 min then starts again
*they use hot pepper for everything
*they call every shoes boot
*me:mommy am hungry
mom: come eat me(no homo)
so true
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