BLURTNAUGT EARTHQUAKE TO FAWT

[mountaingal]

Re: BLURTNAUGT EARTHQUAKE TO FAWT

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Kotch_Foot_Milo</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Isn't there a hurricane heading towards D.C. too?

Yes, God is a vengeful God and he will obliterate the masses. Don't pi$$ him off!!

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so he's peed at the leaders in washington and says, mkay, i'll just take out innocent people around washington, including those who have believed in me and did all that i asked of them...? and i'll make life a living misery for those who survive and have to rebuild their lives, even though they will have fewer resources to do so than the people i'm originally peed at...?



ur welcome to him.

[Cultcha]

Re: BLURTNAUGT EARTHQUAKE TO FAWT

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: MGee</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Kotch_Foot_Milo</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Isn't there a hurricane heading towards D.C. too?

Yes, God is a vengeful God and he will obliterate the masses. Don't pi$$ him off!!

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so he's peed at the leaders in washington and says, mkay, i'll just take out innocent people around washington, including those who have believed in me and did all that i asked of them...? and i'll make life a living misery for those who survive and have to rebuild their lives, even though they will have fewer resources to do so than the people i'm originally peed at...?



ur welcome to him. </div></div>

It would seem that He has anger issues true, and it seems that we are in an abusive relationship with Him, but who is going to challenge Him?

[Wendy]

LIVE BROADCAST From the East Coast Earthquake Zone

A strong earthquake in Virginia rattled the East coast Tuesday afternoon and sent out 5.9 seismic shock waves that were felt across the region. The quake prompted evacuations of office buildings and causing people to frantically run into the streets. Boardlane TV is on the streets of Washington DC to obtain reactions from those scared individuals affected by the quake.

<span style="font-weight: bold">Boardlane TV</span>: This is Boardlane TV reporting from the streets in Washington DC Metro area. We have with us here a construction worker who felt the quake while doing construction on the road. Sir, tell us what happened when the quake hit.

<span style="font-weight: bold">Dennis: </span>Well to tell yuh di troot mi neva know seh a earthquake enoh sistren. A dig mi a dig up di road wid a jackhamma an all of a sudden mi feel some breeda shaking an mi a seh to miself: “Blurtnaught! Dis yah jackhamma wiked noh blouse and skirt cause dung to di building dem a rakkle! When mi si di people dem a run out a di building mi drap di jackhamma an tek aff cause mi tink a mi dem a come affa fi a shake up di place soh. A friten yuh sheg!

<span style="font-weight: bold">Boardlane TV</span>: So you actually thought the jackhammer was causing the tremors?

<span style="font-weight: bold">Dennis</span>: Yes man! Cause mi set di ting pan buck an mi swear seh a it a mek di whole place a shake soh. <span style="font-style: italic"> (Holding his crotch</span>) Mi bex still cause mi did well waan brag an boas to di ooman dem seh mi have di wikidess jackhamma, yuh noh seet.

<span style="font-weight: bold">Boardlane TV:</span> Ok sir, nice talking to you and sorry to disappoint you but you had nothing to do with the tremors. Miss, I am not sure why you are dressed like you are at the beach. Could you explain your attire?

<span style="font-weight: bold">Grace</span>: Woooo... a weak , a weak , a weak soh til mi cyaan talk. Woooo… Miss TV lady, as dere is a Gad mi p!ss up miself! Mi was in di Old Navy inna di dressing room a try aan baatsuit cause mi plan fi goh Ochi nex week. Mi jus put aan di baatsuit when di shaking start an mi tumble dung a grung. A tek foot an mi seh nat even Usian Bolt woulda ketch mi. Dats why yuh si mi yah inna baatsuit inna di miggle road. Lawd Gad ..mi all lef mi baggy an brazier same way inna di place.

<span style="font-weight: bold">Boardlane TV:</span> <span style="font-style: italic">(Laughing</span>) Excuse me for laughing, but that is a funny story. Are you planning on going back to retrieve your belongings?

<span style="font-weight: bold">Grace: </span>MI?! Yuh mussi mad! Mi nat teking foot back inna dat place. Mi jus hope dem wi tek mi pan di bus inna di baatsuit wid di tag a heng aff sed way. Disyah baatsuit cyaan sell again cause mi pee-pee inna it. Lawd Gad... a weak soh til

<span style="font-weight: bold">Boardlane TV:</span> All right mam. Thanks to the quake you have a free swim suit. Have a good day. Mister, come here and have a talk with me. You seem a little dazed and confused. Are you Ok?

<span style="font-weight: bold">Dave:</span> A di laas bombeet time mi a go drink a Bud Light pan mi lunch break! Mi noh know wey mi goh tek up miself a drink farrin liqua pan a day like dis. Mi seh lady, as mi dun drink aff di beer soh mi start wabble. Mi a wanda seh how dem seh di beer light an mi tuntid soh?! Mi tink a drunk mi drunk to faleetee! Kiss mi neck! Den mi si wan lady run ZOOPS! paas mi like lightning …an di breeze weh a falla back har lick mi ova. Mi seh Lawd Gad dis is it! Mi naah drink when sun hat again!

<span style="font-weight: bold">Boardlane TV</span>: So do you realize that it was no that you were drunk but it was in fact a quake?

<span style="font-weight: bold">Dave: </span>It noh matta! Jus a cheap mi di drunk cause a di fus mi eva feel soh light inna mi head an giddy! Mi ah-rite dowe. But as Gad is my wikness mi naah touch noh more Bud Light!

<span style="font-weight: bold">Boardlane TV:</span> Ok sir, take care. Sir! You with the briefcase. How are you sir?

<span style="font-weight: bold">Milton:</span> <span style="font-style: italic">(Shaking</span>) Lawd Jesas! Di place still a shake. Run fi yuh life lady! RUN MI SEH!

<span style="font-weight: bold">Boardlane TV</span>: No sir, the quake is over. It is you that is still shaking. Clam down.

<span style="font-weight: bold">Milton:</span> Oh a soh? Tank Gad. Well, how are you my dear? I am Milton Jackson from the department of Homeland Security. It was about 1:56 in the hofternoon when I was in mah office on the 5th floor sipping on some coffee when the quake shaked. I was so overcame with fear that I grab my briefcase an ranned out of the office. The last time I ranneth like this was at Boys Champs in ‘85. And that time was 10.56 in a sprint. I must have done 9.2 flat today.

<span style="font-weight: bold">Boardlane TV</span>: Well Mister Jackson as an employee of homeland security you should be one of DC’s bravest as well as the most organized. Did your office not have a evacuation plan?

<span style="font-weight: bold">Milton:</span> Evacuation plan mi backfoot? When yuh si book shelve and computa a shake like hell who have noh time fi memba bout evacuation plan? Anyway, dat plan is only if dere is aneda 911. Earthquake a different sinting cause yuh noh know weh ago drap pan yuh head tap!

<span style="font-weight: bold">Boardlane TV:</span> Thanks for your time Mister Jackson. Miss, can you step over here and chat with me? How was the experience for you?

<span style="font-weight: bold">Sharon:</span> (<span style="font-style: italic">Feeling the Holy Spirit</span>) Hastama-kanta-balu! Hastama-kanta-balu! Jehovah Gad move di eart tideh fi show di unrighteous dem seh a im a di KING of all KINGS! Tideh di whole a wi wikness di powa an di wrath of di Almighty who is rula of is eart! Jah naah sleep an IM is nat pleased wid di corruption, di back biting, di whore mongering, di lickie-lickie, di buggaring, di bleaching an di Facebook ting.

<span style="font-weight: bold">Boardlane TV:</span> I see you are devoted Christian and this incident moved you? Am I correct

<span style="font-weight: bold">Sharon:</span> No mam. Mi nat in di church. But mi still have to lick out gainst evil. But mi ago mek sure fine mi backside a church dis Sunday cause Maasa Gad a come fi im worl. Which church yuh goh by di way? Mi a look wan place fi worship.

<span style="font-weight: bold">Boardlane TV: </span>You are on your own with that. Anyway have fun finding a church this weekend.

This has been a live broadcast where we heard I wide perspective from the Jamaicans on the streets of Washington DC. Back to regularly scheduled program.

[Gen]

Re: LIVE BROADCAST From the East Coast Earthquake

mi a dead wid laff @ Mil-twang and boys champ

woieeee

[MsExced]

Re: LIVE BROADCAST From the East Coast Earthquake

Grace ina har bathsuit, lol

[Magician]

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Wendyline yuh a di bess yuh ear!


Stayed tuned for: LIVE BROADCAST From the East Coast Hurricane Zone

[Wendy]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Gen</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> mi a dead wid laff @ Mil-twang and boys champ

woieeee </div></div>

But yuh noh si how Mil-twang goh in an outta a di twang


Oh Gad a weak ..but fi tel yuh di troot yessiday mi come a work wid wan &quot;tall heel&quot; boot an mi neva know seh mi cudda runna inna it soh faas. Mi an Mil-twang mussi clock di same time

[Wendy]

Re: LIVE BROADCAST From the East Coast Earthquake Zone

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Magix</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

Wendyline yuh a di bess yuh ear!


Stayed tuned for: LIVE BROADCAST From the East Coast Hurricane Zone </div></div>

Try nobadda cawl dung Hurricane pan wi - do

BTW how yuh soh bloody scarce?

[Peasie]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="font-weight: bold">Sharon</span>:Jah naah sleep an IM is nat pleased wid di corruption, di back biting, di whore mongering, di lickie-lickie, di buggaring, di bleaching <span style="font-weight: bold">an di Facebook ting</span>.</div></div>

is what Sharon tink di Facebook ting is to equate it wid buggaring?

[mountaingal]

Re: LIVE BROADCAST From the East Coast Earthquake Zone

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Peasie</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="font-weight: bold">Sharon</span>:Jah naah sleep an IM is nat pleased wid di corruption, di back biting, di whore mongering, di lickie-lickie, di buggaring, di bleaching <span style="font-weight: bold">an di Facebook ting</span>.</div></div>

is what Sharon tink di Facebook ting is to equate it wid buggaring? </div></div>

dat part did sweet mi to. &quot;an di Facebook ting.&quot; its so random.

[St_Bess]

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Wendy - you good as gold - one of my co-workes goes shopping every damn day - TJ Maxx and Marshalls are her favorite. Yesterday I called her (she is from Monsterat (sp) and asked her if she felt the quake and if she left the office when the building manager made the announcement. She told me that she wasn't in the office that she was 'outside'. So I asked me where outside - were you at TJ Maxx and she said yes - that she had a white shirt in her hand and a dress for her grand daughter and when she heard the rumbling and felt the building shaking she threw the clothes down on the floor and ran to the escalator --- ran down the escaltor stairs outside to Sixth Avenue. She said she did not care if they thought that she had stolen something but she was getting out of that building. So you are right on point with Grace and her bathsuit.

[goldilocks]

Re: BLURTNAUGT EARTHQUAKE TO FAWT

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tell dem!

[jah_yout]

Re: BLURTNAUGT EARTHQUAKE TO FAWT

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: MGee</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: jah_yout</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: J kid</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Looks like Gad ah sen ah warning tuh all dem evil Politrickcians. </div></div>


first japan...now yahsuh;

the arrogant so-called world powerswill have to bow before jah awesome might </div></div>
pls no badda wid dat fawt. caw u well and know seh a di average man oooman and pickney who die in great numbers in these kinds of disasters. unless u want bow to a Gad weh visit im revenge on the few by taking out the many, then knock uself out but know there's no morality in that. </div></div>

you totally miss the point...
i am not arguing morality here...
i am arguing that there is a greater power than humanity;
perhaps we should use this as a wakeup call as to what can <span style="font-style: italic">possibly</span> happen to our nuclear power plants &amp; such things (as japan has learned)
before we continue in our arrogance of disregarding &amp; dismissing greater powers

[Bandana]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Ms Exced</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> Grace ina har bathsuit, lol </div></div>

mi spit out mi coffee on dat one

[Wendy]

Re: LIVE BROADCAST From the East Coast Earthquake Zone

An shi same wan prably deh pan facebook whole day

To di way how shi a gwaan yuh woulda tink shi live inna di church. A now shi a try fine church fi goh when eartquake lick


<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: MGee</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Peasie</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="font-weight: bold">Sharon</span>:Jah naah sleep an IM is nat pleased wid di corruption, di back biting, di whore mongering, di lickie-lickie, di buggaring, di bleaching <span style="font-weight: bold">an di Facebook ting</span>.</div></div>

is what Sharon tink di Facebook ting is to equate it wid buggaring? </div></div>

dat part did sweet mi to. &quot;an di Facebook ting.&quot; its so random.
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