The President is at it again. In his quest to eradicate all things black, he is now attacking BLACK shoe polish.
There is a secret, covert mission under way to lynch black polish, specifically the Cream & Paste kind and commit genocide against the Liquid Polishes.
The President of course denies these claims as he insists that he does not like wearing his nice suits with dirty dress shoes! In a report from an unnamed source, he said that he will protect the freedoms of shoe polish of all color but stop short of defending the rights of Black Leather Cleaners.
We the people know these are ALL LIES! The Genocide is near! And we shall see the mass EXECUTION of Black shoe polish under Obama’s watch!!
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There is a secret, covert mission under way to lynch black polish, specifically the Cream & Paste kind and commit genocide against the Liquid Polishes.
The President of course denies these claims as he insists that he does not like wearing his nice suits with dirty dress shoes! In a report from an unnamed source, he said that he will protect the freedoms of shoe polish of all color but stop short of defending the rights of Black Leather Cleaners.

We the people know these are ALL LIES! The Genocide is near! And we shall see the mass EXECUTION of Black shoe polish under Obama’s watch!!

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