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A Jamaican maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked: "Now Winsome, why do you want a pay increase?"
Winsome: "Well, Mam, fi tree reason..."
"Fust af all, mi iron betta dan yu"
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Winsome : "yu husban seh suh "
Winsome: "Deh secon reason mi cook betta dan u"
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Winsome: "Yu husban"
Wife (increasingly agitated): "Oh he did--- did he???"
Winsome: "Deh third reason mi gi betta sex dan u."
Wife (really boiling now and through gritted teeth): "And did my husband say that as well?"
Winsome: "No mam , deh gardena sey suh .“
Wife: "Ok, So how much do you want?"
The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked: "Now Winsome, why do you want a pay increase?"
Winsome: "Well, Mam, fi tree reason..."
"Fust af all, mi iron betta dan yu"
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Winsome : "yu husban seh suh "
Winsome: "Deh secon reason mi cook betta dan u"
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Winsome: "Yu husban"
Wife (increasingly agitated): "Oh he did--- did he???"
Winsome: "Deh third reason mi gi betta sex dan u."
Wife (really boiling now and through gritted teeth): "And did my husband say that as well?"
Winsome: "No mam , deh gardena sey suh .“
Wife: "Ok, So how much do you want?"
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