a month ago they sent out invitations for the company xmas party.
since the new aquisition, we moved into new offices three weeks ago-they spent a ton of money renovating and so forth.
So one day i asked one of the office guys where the driver bathroom was-his answer
"beside the trucks"
meanwhile, when you walk into the offices, behind the locked door is a beautiful bathroom-i mean top notch for the "office staff"
then a few days later i asked to get some water, and was told no-but there was cold water in the toilet" by one of the office girls being a smart [censored]" i didnt even respond respond cuz i was so appaled.
anyway, a few days later they handed invitations to the xmas party, to be held on a boat, buffet from such and such a time and RSVP by a certain date.
so when one of the office staffers asked if i was attending I simple said no, then she asked why.
so i said no explanation required, then she pushed the issue.
So I said why the hell would I want to sit around a tableand eat with a bunch of people whom Im not good enough to use the same said people bathroom
since the new aquisition, we moved into new offices three weeks ago-they spent a ton of money renovating and so forth.
So one day i asked one of the office guys where the driver bathroom was-his answer
"beside the trucks"

meanwhile, when you walk into the offices, behind the locked door is a beautiful bathroom-i mean top notch for the "office staff"
then a few days later i asked to get some water, and was told no-but there was cold water in the toilet" by one of the office girls being a smart [censored]" i didnt even respond respond cuz i was so appaled.
anyway, a few days later they handed invitations to the xmas party, to be held on a boat, buffet from such and such a time and RSVP by a certain date.
so when one of the office staffers asked if i was attending I simple said no, then she asked why.
so i said no explanation required, then she pushed the issue.
So I said why the hell would I want to sit around a tableand eat with a bunch of people whom Im not good enough to use the same said people bathroom


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