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So according to Rollin Stone, Chaz is almost done saving up enough money to buy a penis. Apparently he estimates that a penis will cost somewhere between US$25,000 - $45,000…..one from Serbia at any rate. I don’t know but that sounds kinda cheap for a penis, but then we're talking Belgrade. Also, wouldn't this thing be already used ? Totally creepy.
I'm not sure if I would want a cut rate penis from Serbia, let alone a second hand one, but that just me…Maybe they are more expensive elsewhere? Or, China seems to make/sell everything now at bargain basement prices…would a penis from China be cheaper, work as well or last as long (<span style="font-style: italic">insert easy ethnic joke here</span>) ? And by the way, what does a vagina go for these days anyway? Are they more expensive than a penis? And why didn’t he ask his mother for penis money? (I’m sure it wouldn’t be the first time Cher spent money on a penis).
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I'm not sure if I would want a cut rate penis from Serbia, let alone a second hand one, but that just me…Maybe they are more expensive elsewhere? Or, China seems to make/sell everything now at bargain basement prices…would a penis from China be cheaper, work as well or last as long (<span style="font-style: italic">insert easy ethnic joke here</span>) ? And by the way, what does a vagina go for these days anyway? Are they more expensive than a penis? And why didn’t he ask his mother for penis money? (I’m sure it wouldn’t be the first time Cher spent money on a penis).
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